Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
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Jaxro 6
How does one spark a conversation about liking rugged men?
BigMac_fml 0
Eh could've been worse, he could've been one of those weird dudes who insists on talking about the rash he gets when he sits near an attractive girl for a long period of time and then asks if you want to see.
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Comments (153)
i_like_chicks 0
Oh shit haha thats gotta suck :D
deathmajestic 0
i dont see how this is an FML most of my friends are gay or bi YDI
metalfan333 0
only in california....lol
rwac07 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#129 is friends with fags
averageirishman 0
129 looks around 10. with all gay friends? barely anyone comes out that early.
redsox4021 0
#129 is that a sign?
spikesomthin 1
lmfao
wintamint101 7
the hot guys are always gay
FMLrey 0
i'm not gay?
sloppyflow 1
and u look like a star
funplex 0
LMAO Hahahahahahahah!
bridgette5866 0
shush.
thenormalguy 0
^^ this lol that comment made me laugh :)
Makave22 0
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
NightSkyx 0
Shoulda hoped for a straight guy then?
ichikibobivopula 0
And a gay baby is born.
rrx3 0
guess you gotta be more careful when you make a wish next time.
NonScaryPumkin 22
Guess you have to wish them straight too
BigMac_fml 0
Eh could've been worse, he could've been one of those weird dudes who insists on talking about the rash he gets when he sits near an attractive girl for a long period of time and then asks if you want to see.
vdturner25 15
that sounds like a FML in its own right mate
Occam 0
I'm with #5; how is this an FML? So you're not going to nail him. Big deal, at least you have an attractive dude to look at for a few hours, and a friendly one at that.
PureGold 0
HAHAHA!! but I really don't see the FML here. You didn't embarrass yourself in any way, and this is a mistake a lot of people make...how were you supposed to know he was gay? So you met a cute gay guy...FYL? That's kind of stupid. Now you don't have to worry about impressing him for the whole flight, you could just have a normal conversation.
toxic_venom 4
its like being teased with something youll never have
Jaxro 6
How does one spark a conversation about liking rugged men?
pcentral 17
I'll offer my services if you'd like to practice...
Inspired22 11
Yeah, this is no FML. Who NEEDS to sit next to a cute guy who is straight? Come on! Have a positive attitude! You got to sit next to a cute gay guy who was probably fun to talk to!
Nakedsquirrel 5
It wouldn't be funny if you didn't try to steer the conversation, and I'm willing to bet in doing so you completely changed the subject.