By polebitch49 - 14/03/2014 20:45 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my friends hired a male stripper to give me a lap dance for my birthday. It was all pretty nice until he let rip one of the most nauseating farts I've ever encountered, right in my face. Hours later, I can still smell it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 939
You deserved it 7 434

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Not exactly what you'd call a blowjob.

Everyone likes guys that smell nice.

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Everyone likes guys that smell nice.

I would say that this situation would be the opposite of of the "axe effect."

I'm lucky. I can't smell most things. So I could never smell my ex's. Did make me run to the shower every time I heard him though *shudder*

38- I believe it's called the "ass effect"

girl, those brows......

Girl...that cattiness....

This is one of the rare instances when a girl doesn't look ignorant for claiming she smelled a guys colon.

aw darn he blew it for you OP ;) sorry about that :(

Not exactly what you'd call a blowjob.

i guess you can say he blew you away ;)

Mmmmmm beans...

Note to self: don't eat burrito before giving a lap dance

The "Magic Mike" effect blown away by a fart

Would be even funnier if your friends payed him to do that.

Happy Birthday

Did you spank him for doing that?