By millzee - United States
Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML
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By  huntergreen367  |  0

what saintice23 said. Pink Floyd, while weird, actually has pretty good music. The fact that he likes Pink Floyd has nothing to do with the fact that he peed on you. I don't even know how you arrive at that as a stereotype...

By  ritalinboy  |  1

This is why if given the choice, i will never fly in an airplane ever again. Flying used to be something that low-lifes couldn't afford, and for good reason. This is why God gave Man the car, its this little invention designed to take us wherever we want AND keep low-lifes out. Even if you have a crappy car, it still keeps them out. Cars are also actually fun to drive whilst on a plane you just sit there and in your case get peed on.
This concludes my rant, now i have to go write a journal entry for freshman english :(


Well, he was a Pink Floyd fan, so his piss probably smelt of coral caves and glitter.
I don't know why OP included his fanatical tendencies, but it definitely gave the guy a few more points of awesome. I would have forgiven him for pissing all over the place.