Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I couldn't open my car door from the inside. I rang my father-in-law in a panic and he opened it from the outside for me. Then he asked why I just didn't roll down the window and do it myself. FML
Today, I was cleaning my car when I hit the automatic window button while I was vacuuming in between the door and the driver's seat, and got stuck halfway out, in full view of my neighbor. He had to come get me out, because I couldn't reach the button. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML
Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML
Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
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may_cause_fail 0
Lol, I can't believe you couldn't figure that out before taking to the dealership.
24788 7
lol, some people don't think very well under pressure.
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Comments (98)
Hoax_fml 0
sheesh, women drivers :P
guitardedman 0
take it to the dealership!!!???? wow. maybe its because im a man and have done even a little work on a motor vehicle and am not a pussy with money to blow on taking a car to its dealership. you couldn't have stopped at a jiffy lube or some shit on the corner that does routine maintenance all the time? pussy. YDI
Saluton 18
Dear FML, I am tired of you posting similar stories all the time. Stories #1525819 by KMilly, #1525612 by Anonymous and #1524498 by chelle have all been published before (by other people and with a slightly different wording, of course). There are many more interesting stories, however, that never get published. Thanking you for your attention.
TeenaBina 0
Haha No worries, That's something I would definitely do >.
xevildude500 0
Please tell me they didnt charge you for labor lol
fuckmyl1f333 0
are you blonde?
grazynaanka 0
hahaha thats funny.
kichigaijin 0
She needs to sign up for blondstar!!
01100110 0
This is more of a "my life fails" than a "f my life"
TryToBeKind 0
I hope they charged you for that. And WHY are you allowed to get a license if you lack basic common sense?