Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML
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Today, I couldn't open my car door from the inside. I rang my father-in-law in a panic and he opened it from the outside for me. Then he asked why I just didn't roll down the window and do it myself. FML
Today, I was cleaning my car when I hit the automatic window button while I was vacuuming in between the door and the driver's seat, and got stuck halfway out, in full view of my neighbor. He had to come get me out, because I couldn't reach the button. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML
Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML
Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
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may_cause_fail 0
Lol, I can't believe you couldn't figure that out before taking to the dealership.
24788 7
lol, some people don't think very well under pressure.
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PianoManGidley 0
#42 -- Yes, there is. You must still be driving something from the 70s if you didn't know that. Sad story for you, OP, but the dealership should have had more professionalism than to laugh at you. I've worked retail and had plenty of stupid customers that needed something spelled out for them, but I never laughed at them. That's just plain rude.
kmille3 0
ooook this was me, and for clarification, i have a two door car so the window lock button only locks the passenger side. its located right by my left knee in my car so i must have accidently hit it while i was driving, so i was able to roll the windows down before i hit it but when i went to get out of my car it was locked.. still stupid that i didnt think to check it though.. :) and no, they were nice enough after regaining their composure to not charge me a dime
Oriina 0
Child-lock strikes again!
Lolrus 0
hahahahahahahaahaa. sorry but i would have laughed also. im not saying ydi but LOL. you just made my day.
TerAki 0
My back left window is stuck :(
josieless 0
I know my 1998 Honda Accord, and many other Hondas, lock ALL controls when you turn it on, instead of making it so that the driver side door can still open and close windows while the other doors cannot move their own. So for those of you posting about that, not all cars are the same. Edit: #9, assuming I'm correct, doesn't look like any of the Japanese car companies are in any trouble. And when people bring their car in for service only to find that they just need to press a child lock button, they're making more than enough money!
drfail 0
yeah. i toatled my moms car last week. i had had my driver license for only two weeks. i toatled it on a pole, in a parking lot, in front of all my friends. i still laught at this fail (but humbley)
asthenia85 0
youre definitely a woman.
KEVINPASH 0
and i bet your FAT too.
duchesse427 0
i can definetly see myself doing that shit