Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML
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Today, I couldn't open my car door from the inside. I rang my father-in-law in a panic and he opened it from the outside for me. Then he asked why I just didn't roll down the window and do it myself. FML
Today, I was cleaning my car when I hit the automatic window button while I was vacuuming in between the door and the driver's seat, and got stuck halfway out, in full view of my neighbor. He had to come get me out, because I couldn't reach the button. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML
Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML
Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
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may_cause_fail 0
Lol, I can't believe you couldn't figure that out before taking to the dealership.
24788 7
lol, some people don't think very well under pressure.
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Comments (98)
rebockaa 0
eeek! f your life for going to the dealership! haha. just kidding! but not really.
mylifeisfuckeddd 0
hahaha i just "erupted in laughter" too!!!
LaoTzu 0
dont they only put child locks on the rear windows? children arent allowed in the front.
Amphysvena 11
This sounds fake. Even if the safety button is pushed, you can still roll the windows up from the driver side, and I'm guessing that's where you were based on the fact that you said it was your car. Regardless, YDI.
Relic69 0
they dont put child locks on front windows, and the point of child locks is so the window cant go down, or down all the way, not up. This makes no sense.
Kx09 0
sounds like something i'd do. don't stress.
Guairdean 0
My wife did almost the same thing. She called me at work panicking because the windows wouldn't go up and it was supposed to start raining at any time. I rushed home and found the button down. We both had a good laugh since neither of us thought of the "disable" button.
nomadxx7 0
@Crazi_Me I have manual windows so I don't have the expense of buying motors for replacement or have to worry about being made a fool when I go to the dealership/garage. Obviously the OP needs his/her head checked if they couldn't figure out the lock. Usually the best course of action isn't to freak out but try to fix the problem yourself (read: checking all buttons tied to the windows). It's really easy to figure out how things work when you put a little time and effort into it yourself (plus you save face instead of looking like a fool). This is similar to the lady that called 911 and was freaking out because she locked herself in her car and her key battery was dead so it wouldn't unlock the doors for her. She thought she was going to die.
utdftw 0
wow, your IQ must be pretty low
suhjinko2 0
lol fail. hope you weren't charged for him pushing a button for you and i agree wit 59