By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends and family wishing me a happy birthday, but there were none. There were Happy Birthday messages from Pizza Hut and Victoria's Secret, however. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 891
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You are on a pizza hut mailing list? I think I've found the real fml here.

lolololcheese 0

Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!

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squeaksx24 0

Ouch. Happy birthday, though!

lolololcheese 0

Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!

wowfmlife 0

Happy birthday!!! Well most people don't use email much anymore so that might be the problem..

sexybeastwon 0

Bo burnham is awsome its a Klan cookout Klan cookout

You are on a pizza hut mailing list? I think I've found the real fml here.

That, is a win haha

haha #6.....texting and facebook have taken over the job of e-mail...but happy birthday anyway

I hope your birthday gets better as it goes on, have a good day, we're all wishing you well ^_^

adelaide_evening 0

This is so not an FML. You get cheap pizza AND underwear now. I'm jealous.

EmoPolarBearShim 0

tsch. sign up to pizza hut and Victorias secret and say your birthdays tomorrow.