Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends and family wishing me a happy birthday, but there were none. There were Happy Birthday messages from Pizza Hut and Victoria's Secret, however. FML
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Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, I'm still trying not to cry. Yesterday was by birthday. I got an email from my dad with three words, "Happy Birthday (nickname)". I got a Facebook post from my mother. No card. No phone call. No gift. I have become nothing more than a Facebook friend to my parents. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and my coworkers gave me a $75 gift card to a restaurant chain near my house. Later in the evening, I found out the chain of restaurants abruptly closed. All of them. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML
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depechemode 0
You are on a pizza hut mailing list? I think I've found the real fml here.
lolololcheese 0
Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!
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Comments (126)
BrandNewKadillak 0
Happy birthday!
Derick_Z 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
squeaksx24 0
Ouch. Happy birthday, though!
lolololcheese 0
Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!
slientRequiem 0
lol win!
wowfmlife 0
Happy birthday!!! Well most people don't use email much anymore so that might be the problem..
sexybeastwon 0
Bo burnham is awsome its a Klan cookout Klan cookout
depechemode 0
You are on a pizza hut mailing list? I think I've found the real fml here.
FUrlife95 0
That, is a win haha
foreverisabelx3 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY =]
ceexaeexess 0
haha #6.....texting and facebook have taken over the job of e-mail...but happy birthday anyway
Kiriel 2
I hope your birthday gets better as it goes on, have a good day, we're all wishing you well ^_^
adelaide_evening 0
This is so not an FML. You get cheap pizza AND underwear now. I'm jealous.
EmoPolarBearShim 0
tsch. sign up to pizza hut and Victorias secret and say your birthdays tomorrow.