FML : Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends and family wishing me a happy birthday, but there were none. There were Happy Birthday...

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Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends and family wishing me a happy birthday, but there were none. There were Happy Birthday messages from Pizza Hut and Victoria's Secret, however. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 1 May 2009 18:36 / United States

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By depechemode | 0

#160703 - Friday 1 May 2009 23:54

You are on a pizza hut mailing list?

I think I've found the real fml here.

By lolololcheese | 0

#160692 - Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!

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By BrandNewKadillak | 0

#160674 - Friday 1 May 2009 23:48

Happy birthday!

By Derick_Z | 0

#160676 - Friday 1 May 2009 23:48

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

By squeaksx24 | 0

#160691 - Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Ouch. Happy birthday, though!

By lolololcheese | 0

#160692 - Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!

slientRequiem | 0

#1241605 - Saturday 14 August 2010 21:29

lol win!

By wowfmlife | 0

#160702 - Friday 1 May 2009 23:54

Happy birthday!!!

Well most people don't use email much anymore so that might be the problem..

sexybeastwon | 0

#1170457 - Sunday 1 August 2010 11:08

Bo burnham is awsome its a Klan cookout Klan cookout

By depechemode | 0

#160703 - Friday 1 May 2009 23:54

You are on a pizza hut mailing list?

I think I've found the real fml here.

FUrlife95 | 0

#1953375 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 4:59

That, is a win
haha

By foreverisabelx3 | 0

#160708 - Friday 1 May 2009 23:56

HAPPY BIRTHDAY =]

By ceexaeexess | 0

#160716 - Friday 1 May 2009 23:58

haha #6.....texting and facebook have taken over the job of e-mail...but happy birthday anyway

By Kiriel | 2

#160723 - Friday 1 May 2009 23:59

I hope your birthday gets better as it goes on, have a good day, we're all wishing you well ^_^

By adelaide_evening | 0

#160728 - Saturday 2 May 2009 0:00

This is so not an FML. You get cheap pizza AND underwear now. I'm jealous.

EmoPolarBearShim | 0

#1557978 - Saturday 16 October 2010 20:34

tsch. sign up to pizza hut and Victorias secret and say your birthdays tomorrow.

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