Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML
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Today, I couldn't open my car door from the inside. I rang my father-in-law in a panic and he opened it from the outside for me. Then he asked why I just didn't roll down the window and do it myself. FML
Today, I was cleaning my car when I hit the automatic window button while I was vacuuming in between the door and the driver's seat, and got stuck halfway out, in full view of my neighbor. He had to come get me out, because I couldn't reach the button. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML
Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML
Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
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may_cause_fail 0
Lol, I can't believe you couldn't figure that out before taking to the dealership.
24788 7
lol, some people don't think very well under pressure.
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Comments (98)
cypglobalthreat 0
LIER teehee there is no child safety lock for a window
FMLindeed28 0
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww
LoonieBin 0
There is a window lock button or switch, actually. I can totally understand the mistake, considering windows do stop working. My passenger window is dead, the motor is shot. Fortunately, it's rolled up. Though I will say that I doubt the dealership could do much.
carelisma 0
That has SO happened to me before. I was at work, though, so my mom had to come and bring a mechanic friend of hers out there to even tape it up... She came into my work and told me none of the windows were rolling up now, and I freaked out in front of customers. Then she laughed and told me what happened.
xThatRandomGirlx 0
This is so not a YDI, this is just embarrassing... and funny.
george_lopez 0
This is pretty freakin funny. Are you sure your a person because i'm fairly confident a monkey could prolly have figured it out. You a blonde?
Slinky_fml 0
lol interesting foreshadowing #14 :) And its not so stupid. yea if the op hadn't panicked, he/she might've figured it out, but if they never use it, its understandable they didn't think of it...
cypglobalthreat 0
there is a window lock button, but not CHILD SAFETY LOCK for a window thats so the door wont open from the inside and it only works on the back two doors
ZH13 0
#13, it's not "charge up the ass," it's "make you pay out the ass." and learn how to use punctuation.
HairyPunisher 27
Dick
Becca03 0
Awe that sucks! i would probably do that but your lucky they didn't make up some kind of "problem" with you car so you had to pay.... #49 no you can also do it to the windows i remember my dad use to put it on cause i had the habit of opening it while we were driving down highways to go to grand forks.