Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML
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604
| 11
Not sure which is worse! The smell of shit or the taste of vomit. F both your lives!
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devildog562
| 33
Ice cream and flowers, they will save you my friend.
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604
| 11
Not sure which is worse! The smell of shit or the taste of vomit. F both your lives!
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AddictGamer
| 16
Well combining the two with a hormonal pregnant woman wouldn't help, F both your lives.
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thebigtwinkie
| 28
Or the fact that she thought he set her up or did it on purpose.
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Garrett2818
| 21
Way to break down the whole fml guys.
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clemscott
| 10
Smell of shit
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devildog562
| 33
Ice cream and flowers, they will save you my friend.
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BigLatchZatch
| 14
And chocolate (if she isn't allergic). This is called "The Great Three" they will save you.
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zoeconner
| 11
The great what, #38? The suspense is killing me.
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zoeconner
| 11
I apologize. It ended off at "The Great" before she edited it.
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OhWhoCares
| 42
What good is ice cream and flowers? The woman is pregnant!! Time to pick up some pickles and yogurt OP! :)
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Noah197099
| 17
Talk about holy shit.
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slingerslasher
| 24
So that was the flood from the Bible
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ethan043
| 18
Hope she lets it go. FYL op.
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nyancait
| 17
Never fuck with a pregnant woman. They'll drown you with tears.
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SerenaSerenadex3
| 13
Air freshener is a savior!
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
Or scented candles!
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RandomMishaps
| 14
Guess you'll be on diaper duty, since she clearly can't stomach it.
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nix1993
| 41
There is a massive difference between the smell of baby shit that's a product of milk or at most bland mushed up food, and the shit of a full grown meat-eating man.
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captainsmegma
| 12
My dear shit is shit and shit stinks.
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chinaski7628
| 32
But she won't have the morning sickness to contend with, so I'm sure she'll be fine.
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doraaa01
| 7
Can clearly tell you're a male... She'll be able to handle nappy changes as she won't have morning sickness anymore.
My morning sickness has gone and smells don't affect me like they did when I had it.
My morning sickness has gone and smells don't affect me like they did when I had it.
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
Babies poop often smells much worse than a grown man! The water in the toilet helps eliminate a lot of the smell.
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lulinator
| 40
There's no reasoning with a hormonal pregnant woman. Just apologize and get her some ice cream and chocolate.
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WCARlover
| 34
Oh come on OP you definitely made sure to eat beans for that one ;)
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Nyx7
| 24
F both of your lives I'd say, just bear with her, hormones can be a bitch