By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Liverpool
Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML
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  nix1993  |  41

There is a massive difference between the smell of baby shit that's a product of milk or at most bland mushed up food, and the shit of a full grown meat-eating man.

  doraaa01  |  7

Can clearly tell you're a male... She'll be able to handle nappy changes as she won't have morning sickness anymore.
My morning sickness has gone and smells don't affect me like they did when I had it.