FML : Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked...

Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 September 2014 18:48 / United Kingdom - Liverpool

Love

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By 604 | 11

#6065805 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 0:16

Not sure which is worse! The smell of shit or the taste of vomit. F both your lives!

By devildog562 | 33

#6065806 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 0:16

Ice cream and flowers, they will save you my friend.

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By 604 | 11

#6065805 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 0:16

Not sure which is worse! The smell of shit or the taste of vomit. F both your lives!

AddictGamer | 16

#6065842 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 0:30

Well combining the two with a hormonal pregnant woman wouldn't help, F both your lives.

thebigtwinkie | 28

#6066017 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 5:48

Or the fact that she thought he set her up or did it on purpose.

Garrett2818 | 21

#6066034 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 6:28

Way to break down the whole fml guys.

clemscott | 10

#6066073 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 8:41

Smell of shit

By devildog562 | 33

#6065806 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 0:16

Ice cream and flowers, they will save you my friend.

BigLatchZatch | 14

#6065973 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 4:25

And chocolate (if she isn't allergic). This is called "The Great Three" they will save you.

zoeconner | 11

#6065978 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 4:30

The great what, #38? The suspense is killing me.

zoeconner | 11

#6065981 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 4:32

I apologize. It ended off at "The Great" before she edited it.

OhWhoCares | 42

#6066037 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 6:34

What good is ice cream and flowers? The woman is pregnant!! Time to pick up some pickles and yogurt OP! :)

By Noah197099 | 17

#6065807 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 0:16

Talk about holy shit.

slingerslasher | 24

#6065825 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 0:20

So that was the flood from the Bible

By ethan043 | 18

#6065818 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 0:18

Hope she lets it go. FYL op.

By nyancait | 17

#6065819 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 0:18

Never fuck with a pregnant woman. They'll drown you with tears.

By SerenaSerenadex3 | 13

#6065820 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 0:18

Air freshener is a savior!

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6066063 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 8:02

Or scented candles!

By RandomMishaps | 14

#6065821 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 0:19

Guess you'll be on diaper duty, since she clearly can't stomach it.

nix1993 | 37

#6065845 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 0:35

There is a massive difference between the smell of baby shit that's a product of milk or at most bland mushed up food, and the shit of a full grown meat-eating man.

captainsmegma | 12

#6065966 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 4:17

My dear shit is shit and shit stinks.

chinaski7628 | 32

#6065989 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 4:52

But she won't have the morning sickness to contend with, so I'm sure she'll be fine.

doraaa01 | 7

#6065990 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 5:00

Can clearly tell you're a male... She'll be able to handle nappy changes as she won't have morning sickness anymore.
My morning sickness has gone and smells don't affect me like they did when I had it.