Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML
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Today, I couldn't open my car door from the inside. I rang my father-in-law in a panic and he opened it from the outside for me. Then he asked why I just didn't roll down the window and do it myself. FML
Today, I was cleaning my car when I hit the automatic window button while I was vacuuming in between the door and the driver's seat, and got stuck halfway out, in full view of my neighbor. He had to come get me out, because I couldn't reach the button. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML
Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML
Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
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may_cause_fail 0
Lol, I can't believe you couldn't figure that out before taking to the dealership.
24788 7
lol, some people don't think very well under pressure.
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Comments (98)
jacklol 0
http://notalwaysright.com/too-bad-it-doesnt-run-on-stupidity/1894
CupidSparrow 0
I managed to turn on voice control on my computer without knowing it and took it to the genius bar at apple cuz I couldn't figure out what was going on. I had to vote you deserved it, because even though I know how it feels doesn't mean I wouldn't have laughed too.
jadeddream 0
child safety lock on a passenger side window? Never saw that before. Only for the ones in the back...
letsdoit 0
I'm pretty sure you still control the windows from the driver's door, even with the lock on. It only keeps people from using the controls on their doors.
Big_Kane 3
Why were you trying to roll the window up from the passenger seat?
Seti_fml 0
#25: not on all cars. I know if I put the locks on in my car then i have to disable the locks to use any of the windows even as the driver.
xymenah 0
o.o; well blonde moments happen to everyone =D
punkgirl 1
lol xD i thought i broke my brother's car window but this is what happened
LilKonvicted 0
haha xD I totally see this happen to me
nativebacon 0
That happened to me last summer. Luckily (or unluckily?), there was still something wrong with my driver's seat window so the trip to the shop wasn't an entire waste.