Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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Shmoe 0
Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.
Juggalette_623 9
I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"
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Comments (265)
kikiface 1
ahahahha oh god, my cats do that all the time :[ horrible, fyl
caticaticati 3
My dog does this but she EATS the pads/tampons and then throws them up. We just have to wrap them in toilet paper or something though and she doesn't do it. I do have to wonder though... wouldn't the blood on at least most of the pads be dry? I guess maybe the dog slobber would let the blood get on other stuff a bit but it seems your house shouldn't be covered in blood.
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
ew why do dogs always want to eat the nastiest things?! I understand chew, but eat? and that second part was just gross. haha
b1acksharpi3mark 0
I wondered the same thing about the dry vs. wet blood. Maybe she just exaggerated?
Sappheyes 0
Eh this is going to be a terribly gross response, but since you asked... My BF's dog has done this on more than one occasion. Not just with my feminine products, but band-aids or anything with bodily fluids on it. One time, she got to a tampon just after it was freshly wrapped and put in the garbage (I don't flush them- bad for the septic system). She apparently tore at it and thrashed her head about... let's just say there was a crimson mess in the bathroom. Not to mention her affinity for eating my underwear after my boyfriend and I would have a fun night. No blood, just anything that had, um, fluids on it... she ate. Ugh.
countryb_cth 38
@255 My dog is the same way, she loves to eat my underwear. Especially my brand new ones that I only got to wear once. She also will go into the garbage if she wants attention, however it's only my garbage she goes through. So I have to clean used tampon, tissue and other garbage pieces all throughout my room.
dspadres 0
Well, I was going to comment on the dog having a taste for human blood but apparently I'm too late... Uhhh, I don't know what to say anymore. Bye.
MjSmittys 0
smite the dog!!!!!!
Domonator 16
Either your dog has an iron deficiency or it is a vampire.
Lexisaurus 6
hahaha does the dog sparkle??? lol it's a twilight dog!! oh no!
demoon_fml 7
Hi mercy
devilishD 0
blood everywhere? ya need to get a better brand. try Bounty!
jpgray1982 0
or try all natural cherokee hair tampons
Zigma_fml 0
or a ShamWow.
jellyfishdelight 0
That's why there are lids to trash cans. Dogs like to do that for some reason and its gross
ColdGold 6
ColdGold 6
It would be funnier!