By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26

This is his idea of sex education?! Teens already have unrealistic expectations of what sex should be like as it is and he puts on a porno to teach you the fundamentals of a sexual relationship! Then proceed to get an erection! Wow. What did he do next? Point to it and say "this is how you know you're ready for penetration, son" Your dad needs a slap. On the face. With a shovel. -___-

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teddy4nyy 13

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bluehero 17

46, Since when is an education illegal?

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Zen_Mei 17

#1 that's a bonding any son should oppose!!

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evilraider 5

It would be more awkward if its father daughter bonding

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evilraider 5

It would be more awkward if its father daughter bonding

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jeepers_1 21

Last time I checked it wasn't illegal for teens to watch ****, also it's not like he tried to touch him... So I'm not sure what the felony is...

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twitch851 9

It Actually is, #112, that's why most **** sites that don't require credit card to have a warning before entering the main portion of the site. Make sure you know you laws when viewing mature material, cause its not just **** that is that way, there is also some adult only video games, Especially in Japan.

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Wimoweh 10

Always Japan. That's why they're so fly.

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teddy4nyy 13

@57 Depiction of pornographic images to a minor is a felony. How is that educational?

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NotGabe 28

That's a sticky bond.

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Tdot36 5

Technically to be on this site you have to be 17 or whatever.. So..

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icetea4life 5

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Pwn17 25

Way to over force a joke...

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ladytigerhunts 20

After all, we're all from **** erectus. HAHA

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RedPillSucks 31

no ****, homie

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Kiki242 19

You should've just walked out of the room.

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ilovedinosawers 17

What if he locked the door.... DUN DUN DUNNNN.

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lVluse 15

Or, just simply said, "Dad, I don't feel comfortable with this."

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LuckBeNimble 19

or started masturbating.

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PandaKitteh 20

He probably just used "teaching him about sex" to watch **** o_O

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maximus_prime 24

The last time OP got up and walked out of the room, his father and 13 and 16 year old brothers laughed at him for still being a virgin.

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akiahara 14

A video of parenting skills could be useful.

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chocolateisyum 12

That must have been a hard task to sit through.

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Shortay123 14

Hence his father's hard on. It was only a defense mechanism in response to his fears of teaching his son about sex.

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emilyjgraham 34

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Askzombie 14

It clearly says male

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emilyjgraham 34

I do not know how I missed that... o.O

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Wizardo 33

I'm guessing presumptions, jumping to conclusions and forgetting how to read would be how, as to why though... well you're on your own.

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emilyjgraham 34

Possibly! I don't use the website and had no clue where the gender was. Apologies. :)

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HaraAishi 8

I didn't know the gender either. On the Windows Phone app, it doesn't show the gender.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

This is his idea of sex education?! Teens already have unrealistic expectations of what sex should be like as it is and he puts on a porno to teach you the fundamentals of a sexual relationship! Then proceed to get an erection! Wow. What did he do next? Point to it and say "this is how you know you're ready for penetration, son" Your dad needs a slap. On the face. With a shovel. -___-

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Joshwarrior 39

I think a slap to the face with a ***** would drive the point home more. (: He might also lose the erection with that action too, so it would be a two in one.

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LuckBeNimble 19

33: speaking of two in one... (;

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Soloman212 28

Also something tells me slapping someone with a ***** isn't a sure-fire way to make their erection die out... People have the weirdest fetishes.

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jramirez16 9

After the slap "Thanks I needed that! I was dying out here" lol

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SailorSolaris 43

Shovel? Try iron baseball bat! What an ass! Immature too!

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narkill 13

That must've been really hard for you...

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xALEXx_fml 15

At least now your parents will be okay with you watching ****. If they weren't before-obviously not.

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OneLittleAdditio 9

no worth having to sit next to your dad bearing an erection. I'd rather I never see my dad with an erection for being able to watch ****. there is like no bright side to this. Ew!

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