By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
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Father and son bonding.

This is his idea of sex education?! Teens already have unrealistic expectations of what sex should be like as it is and he puts on a porno to teach you the fundamentals of a sexual relationship! Then proceed to get an erection! Wow. What did he do next? Point to it and say "this is how you know you're ready for penetration, son" Your dad needs a slap. On the face. With a shovel. -___-

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Father and son bonding.

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46, Since when is an education illegal?

That's just gross

#1 that's a bonding any son should oppose!!

It would be more awkward if its father daughter bonding

It would be more awkward if its father daughter bonding

Last time I checked it wasn't illegal for teens to watch porn, also it's not like he tried to touch him... So I'm not sure what the felony is...

It Actually is, #112, that's why most porn sites that don't require credit card to have a warning before entering the main portion of the site. Make sure you know you laws when viewing mature material, cause its not just porn that is that way, there is also some adult only video games, Especially in Japan.

Always Japan. That's why they're so fly.

@57 Depiction of pornographic images to a minor is a felony. How is that educational?

That's a sticky bond.

Is better than father and son fondling.

Technically to be on this site you have to be 17 or whatever.. So..

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Way to over force a joke...

After all, we're all from homo erectus. HAHA

Hahahahahah... No.

You should've just walked out of the room.

I agree. YDI for sticking around.

What if he locked the door.... DUN DUN DUNNNN.

Or, just simply said, "Dad, I don't feel comfortable with this."

or started masturbating.

He probably just used "teaching him about sex" to watch porn o_O

The last time OP got up and walked out of the room, his father and 13 and 16 year old brothers laughed at him for still being a virgin.

A video of parenting skills could be useful.

They have porkys about that too...

That must have been a hard task to sit through.

Hence his father's hard on. It was only a defense mechanism in response to his fears of teaching his son about sex.

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It clearly says male

I do not know how I missed that... o.O

I'm guessing presumptions, jumping to conclusions and forgetting how to read would be how, as to why though... well you're on your own.

Possibly! I don't use the website and had no clue where the gender was. Apologies. :)

I didn't know the gender either. On the Windows Phone app, it doesn't show the gender.

Interesting parenting skills no?

This is his idea of sex education?! Teens already have unrealistic expectations of what sex should be like as it is and he puts on a porno to teach you the fundamentals of a sexual relationship! Then proceed to get an erection! Wow. What did he do next? Point to it and say "this is how you know you're ready for penetration, son" Your dad needs a slap. On the face. With a shovel. -___-

I think a slap to the face with a dildo would drive the point home more. (: He might also lose the erection with that action too, so it would be a two in one.

33: speaking of two in one... (;

lol nice train of thought.

Also something tells me slapping someone with a dildo isn't a sure-fire way to make their erection die out... People have the weirdest fetishes.

After the slap "Thanks I needed that! I was dying out here" lol

Shovel? Try iron baseball bat! What an ass! Immature too!

That must've been really hard for you...

He was just giving op some derections.

At least now your parents will be okay with you watching porn. If they weren't before-obviously not.

no worth having to sit next to your dad bearing an erection. I'd rather I never see my dad with an erection for being able to watch porn. there is like no bright side to this. Ew!