By fannylovesfelix - 10/03/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
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fannylovesfelix tells us more.

Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)

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Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia

I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML

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Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia

Theatregeek788 0

trueee but that's pretty gross...XP

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pickledpandas 0

with claws near her ******? pretty dangerous

yeah, well YDI for letting your cat in when there was string hanging from your vag and for having a fishy smelling vag :)

iplantzy 0
Samantha0001 0

ouchhhhhh i have a cat too.. they really like string..... >.> and #3, he scratched her ******....

I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML

whodathunk 0

#3: Wouldn't you consider it a FML if a cat scratched YOUR junk? I mean, that hurts when it's not somewhere sensitive.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU GOT OWNEIJFIJDSOIJJ

um. hey. don't put your tampons in with your cat in the room is the lesson we are learning.

Maybe she didn't know.. cats can be stealthy little bastards.

Amanda_Ruth 0

Yes, this is definitely a FML because of the whole now it's gonna burn when you pee kind of damage that cat must have done... unfortunately, as terrible as I feel for you, I can't help but crack up. That's the funniest thing that I've ever read of that a cat has done (thankfully I haven't experienced this myself... yet).

cutiepatootie008 0

what position were you in for him to do that? squatting on the floor waiting for it?