Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
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Top comments
DrainedOfSanity 4
Lawsuit! Unless they are on the lease, they can't get in.
skorpien 1
Take his ass to court. But you should probably find another place to live first. Sorry to hear about your luck, OP. FYL indeed.
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Comments (82)
pip74205 9
Sounds like that landlord is going to be buying you a fully furnished house!
1990TD 6
Hell yeah!
IVANTTOCOME 0
Maybe if your lonely ass had a boyfriend, this would not of happened. You would of been in the kitchen.
austin1414 3
*like*
pompousjackass 10
would HAVE*
5t3ff1k4h 47
To add on to the person's post above me: Ivanttocome: wouldn't have*, would have* ... Aren't you 23? I'm sure you're in some form of post secondary and have to write formal essays at least some of the time. How do you not know it's "would have", not "would of"?
Shinygirlnz 1
It's never 'would of'.
DudeImBetter 0
That would suck to be born with blue hair.
Sammara 0
Seriously, take him to court on this. Absolutely freakin' ridiculous. What a horrible landlord. He may be a nice guy, but he sucks at his job.
hockeygoalie37 0
haha ikr^
perdix 31
At least some guy cleaned you out. Maybe next time it will be the sexy way. ;)
starile 20
Even when I'm stealing stuff, I always do it the sexy way ;) Ladiiiiiieeeeesss
Zodiak213 0
Oh well, not only new stuff but you'd get upgrades and a landlord as a new slave.
ReginalUT 0
File a lawsuit!
smashgrab 0
I hope you had renter's insurance, it will help a lot! And not to sound like a "lawsuit happy American", but this is definitely basis for legal action against your landlord, he/she had no right to let anyone into your home without your consent.
dlangel 2
agreed though a lawsuit may not be necessary- you might be able to talk to your landlord about replacing things without going thru all that, seeing it's so clear cut. f your landlords life? I def wouldn't want to be the person who made that mistake.
renjay 0
SUE THE EFFER