Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
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DrainedOfSanity 4
Lawsuit! Unless they are on the lease, they can't get in.
skorpien 1
Take his ass to court. But you should probably find another place to live first. Sorry to hear about your luck, OP. FYL indeed.
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Comments (82)
blackfang 0
Faaake, I remember reading this exact post on FML years ago.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Have you taken the time to read the rules of FML?
RustyElmer 0
ahaha hate to say it but your life sucks.. you must have just got robbed by a guy you've been ******* or, have so many guys over your landlord just assumed you had a boyfriend and let him into your apartment. note: you should always ****** random or even your **** buddy at there place always keep yours a secret unless you really like the guy.. lmao!
lisslovestolaugh 0
that would be terrible.. fyl fersure.
ghostland 0
you hoochie
zkchild 0
Don't worry your boyfriend came and got your stuff before the other guy came.
rattusrattus 19
Well. Your landlord has the brains of an Egyptian Mummy. Sue the guy for having insufficient intelligence to have any form of authority, ever.
arianylas 3
LAWSUIT
Major_General 10
Sue her landlord?
Rainbow_dumpster 28
L-A-W-S-U-I-T FILE ONE! NOW!!!
Shinygirlnz 1
Phone the police, phone a lawyer. Your landlord should never have let anybody into your apartment without your express permission.