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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By DT_tasha - 11/09/2022 15:00

Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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By Aliiveopen - 24/08/2020 07:02 - United States - Wasilla

Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting 2 holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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DrIDGAF 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 11:48

Should I call Jerry Springer?

lincolntwo 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 12:06

Bitches be crazy. Or maybe, you did something which you "omitted" on purpose. The plot thickens. I demand the full story!

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PinkFun1969 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 1:11

Momma brought you into this world she can take you out. Well that's what I always say, I have 6 kids :-) no kidding that is out of control mamma needs a time out.

lionlvr 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:08

Wtf? Why would you're mom attack you?

Madkitty2403 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:14

Yup really nice mom you got there :p

bmallet99 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:39

Welcome to Florida.

fadingfaith 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:03

Seems like you provoked this, hence why you left out what happened. Usually when it's someone's own fault they don't like to admit it it. But still what your mother did is wrong.

desertpunk75 11

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:21

Don't take that! Drink lots of milk. Next time she smacks you she'll break something. I know cus someone smacked me.

suckstoobeyou 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 6:14

Ok, what probably happened was the OP had gotten up early in the morning and bumped into something making a noise his mom was probably getting ready for work and heard it, not knowing it was her son she went to see what made the noise, then she saw a figure moving in tue dark and grabbed the closest item she could and started swinging ruining someone had broken into her house... Then the OP yell stop and she realized she just wiped her kids ass with out meaning to

mohammadkm95 6

Sunday 25 September 2011 7:46

Damn

bakbak_fml 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 8:25

what was she trying to do?

TheBoxingKid 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 8:25

That's not too bad. My mom completely knocked me out and fractured my skull hardcore. 79 stitches and it suuucked. Consider yourself luck ha

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