Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
itsgotime
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Acting out
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Danieliesha
Lynchburg, United States
Opp v. Opp
Today, my momma ran into her opp and fists started flying. She grabbed the nearest thing near her and started swinging. That thing was my precious little boy, and now we're at the emergency room, telling him he fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
Cold dish time
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
DT_tasha
Solid case for the defense
Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML
myheadhurts
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Aliiveopen
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Wasilla, United States
Demon drink
Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting two holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML
Clumsy Clumsy
Spruce Grove, Canada
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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DrIDGAF 7
Should I call Jerry Springer?
lincolntwo 0
Bitches be crazy. Or maybe, you did something which you "omitted" on purpose. The plot thickens. I demand the full story!
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Comments (133)
PinkFun1969 9
Momma brought you into this world she can take you out. Well that's what I always say, I have 6 kids :-) no kidding that is out of control mamma needs a time out.
lionlvr 9
Wtf? Why would you're mom attack you?
Madkitty2403 1
Yup really nice mom you got there :p
bmallet99 0
Welcome to Florida.
fadingfaith 4
Seems like you provoked this, hence why you left out what happened. Usually when it's someone's own fault they don't like to admit it it. But still what your mother did is wrong.
desertpunk75 11
Don't take that! Drink lots of milk. Next time she smacks you she'll break something. I know cus someone smacked me.
suckstoobeyou 0
Ok, what probably happened was the OP had gotten up early in the morning and bumped into something making a noise his mom was probably getting ready for work and heard it, not knowing it was her son she went to see what made the noise, then she saw a figure moving in tue dark and grabbed the closest item she could and started swinging ruining someone had broken into her house... Then the OP yell stop and she realized she just wiped her kids ass with out meaning to
mohammadkm95 6
Damn
bakbak_fml 1
what was she trying to do?
TheBoxingKid 0
That's not too bad. My mom completely knocked me out and fractured my skull hardcore. 79 stitches and it suuucked. Consider yourself luck ha