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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 04:00

Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML

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By DT_tasha - 11/09/2022 15:00

Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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By Aliiveopen - 24/08/2020 07:02 - United States - Wasilla

Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting 2 holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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DrIDGAF 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 11:48

Should I call Jerry Springer?

lincolntwo 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 12:06

Bitches be crazy. Or maybe, you did something which you "omitted" on purpose. The plot thickens. I demand the full story!

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ckilla421 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:10

My g-ma (at 78 yrs old) still, to this day, says "You're never too old to spank, but if you get too big, I'll pick up a 2x4 and make up the difference". True story. I'm assuming you probably a) did something incredibly idiotic for your mom to do something so drastic; b) made the mistake of telling her she needs to chill out; or c) your mom is crazy. You don't happen to be a red headed stepchild, do you? Just saying.

puppylover109 3

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:19

Wow, what happened?

iMagzzzy 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:26

Jerry Jerry Jerry!

paigeminem 3

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:48

What did u do to make her so mad??

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:48

Tell that to the 88 ydi's. Trolls, hate these ydi trolls...

Lorenzop16 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:59

I'm pretty sure that if it were an abusive situation FML would be the last place someone would go to. Considering the sarcasm use in the OP. "the attacker... my mom" constitutes over exaggeration. Since the OP didn't give an explanation... the likely assumption is he obviously did something stupid like most teens. 10 bucks says no concussion or stitches. maybe bruises. think lifes hard now? 30 years ago teachers could discipline kids. Some kids these days should get there ass' liked from time to time. Maybe they wont be such shitheads. TLDR; YDI

Fsvb 32

Saturday 24 September 2011 17:03

Even if OP did something.. This is insane. And very illegal.

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 24 September 2011 17:05

worlds best mom there!!

FreddyAmazin 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 17:30

Bitches be trippin.

BritLass 15

Saturday 24 September 2011 18:28

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! :D

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