Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
itsgotime
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Acting out
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Danieliesha
Lynchburg, United States
Opp v. Opp
Today, my momma ran into her opp and fists started flying. She grabbed the nearest thing near her and started swinging. That thing was my precious little boy, and now we're at the emergency room, telling him he fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
Cold dish time
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
DT_tasha
Solid case for the defense
Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML
myheadhurts
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Aliiveopen
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Wasilla, United States
Demon drink
Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting two holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML
Clumsy Clumsy
Spruce Grove, Canada
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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DrIDGAF 7
Should I call Jerry Springer?
lincolntwo 0
Bitches be crazy. Or maybe, you did something which you "omitted" on purpose. The plot thickens. I demand the full story!
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Comments (133)
bubo_fml 11
"No wire hangers" dammit!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Abusive situations are a different thing. Admitting it very hard due to the fear of getting hit/whatever by the abuser and the internet is the only safe place for the op to admit it, fml is a site to share bad experiences. what happened 30 years ago is different because it is a different time and we didn't know about the mental aspect's of the people. Yes, we teens do stupid shit and most of us are ********'s, but every has their ********'s, not just us, also where at the point between childhood and adulthood. If fml is his way to tell the world about his abusive mom, then let him be. I know how abuse is, I've been mentally and verbal abused before. TL;DR my counter-argument.
THE_A_TEEN 28
*every generation has it's shitheads.
michi23 0
Details please
wolfhouse7 0
what did you do?
shazza26 1
What do you think you'd do if you had a concussion?
leadman1989 16
Next time call CPS, if you can make it to the phone before she rips out your eyeballs!
bahahammer_fml 0
next time clean your damn room
varkey 7
WTF happened? This FML needs more information. From what is there it sounds like your mom is a child abuser, so why are you on FML? You should be calling 911 / child protective services / etc. Anyway, F your life but please provide more info.
dfancy 2
What'd you do to ur mom? Lol!
em1nem13 0
Is her name Casey Anthony