Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
itsgotime
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Acting out
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Danieliesha
Lynchburg, United States
Opp v. Opp
Today, my momma ran into her opp and fists started flying. She grabbed the nearest thing near her and started swinging. That thing was my precious little boy, and now we're at the emergency room, telling him he fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
Cold dish time
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
DT_tasha
Solid case for the defense
Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML
myheadhurts
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Aliiveopen
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Wasilla, United States
Demon drink
Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting two holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML
Clumsy Clumsy
Spruce Grove, Canada
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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DrIDGAF 7
Should I call Jerry Springer?
lincolntwo 0
Bitches be crazy. Or maybe, you did something which you "omitted" on purpose. The plot thickens. I demand the full story!
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dillonManning 9
Probably deserved it
uncookedyew 4
I know
Rainbow35 6
1. I was under the impression that OP was an adult and not a child, though it doesn't really say anything to indicate either, and that wouldn't negate the fact that violence is wrong. 2. The majority of people aren't violent unless they feel they have a reason. Maybe OP's mom is abusive and the "reason" was something like OP not cleaning their room, or maybe OP's mom is perfectly normal and OP just didn't give us the whole story. Maybe OP's mom thought OP was a burglar or something, maybe OP attacked their mom first during an argument/fight, maybe OP killed someone, we don't know.
uncookedyew 4
ydi idiot you probably did something stupid
Rainbow35 6
72: If OP was afraid to admit it out loud, wouldn't they be afraid to say it online too, in case their mom checked their web history and saw that they'd said it or something? Not beyond the bounds of possibility; I know when I don't want someone to find out about something I don't post it online. My mom (who is a normal person) goes through my web history, so if someone was willing to hurt their kid over disobedience, they'd probably be extra-strict about everything else too, including internet and checking web history and stuff.
CrazyManNo9 29
Wait a minute, you idiots! No one has the right to attack another person this way, especially their child! The doctor should have asked you what happened and if you feel safe at home. Did you tell her the truth? You need to tell someone if you are being abused, for any reason or excuse. There is NOTHING you can do that makes you at fault or causes you to deserve this. Do not accept it. Next time, it could be much worse. And, it scars you for life. There is nothing FML about this. It must be stopped even if it means calling 911 and telling the police about it. Seriously.
TooOldForDiss 4
Just remember that as much as it hurt you, it hurt her more, as a parent, to have to do that to you. Next time remember to put the damn toilet seat down!
usmarine330 2
should have ducked...
aPieceOfFruit 16
F....F....FALCON PUNCH!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Ever heard of something called deleting your history or using another computer?
OfficeNinja 5
someone learned "clean your room" is not just a suggestion. don't piss mom off.