Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
itsgotime
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Acting out
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Danieliesha
Lynchburg, United States
Opp v. Opp
Today, my momma ran into her opp and fists started flying. She grabbed the nearest thing near her and started swinging. That thing was my precious little boy, and now we're at the emergency room, telling him he fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
Cold dish time
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
DT_tasha
Solid case for the defense
Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML
myheadhurts
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Aliiveopen
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Wasilla, United States
Demon drink
Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting two holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML
Clumsy Clumsy
Spruce Grove, Canada
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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DrIDGAF 7
Should I call Jerry Springer?
lincolntwo 0
Bitches be crazy. Or maybe, you did something which you "omitted" on purpose. The plot thickens. I demand the full story!
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Comments (133)
neuf77 1
C. U. N. T.
deadrising084 1
N.O.O.B
Adman567 9
Lol i find it ironic that the MW3 guy is calling him a noob! BF3 FTW!
ImOlivia 5
48- And I find it funny that your pretending to be a scene king (:
leadman1989 16
Omg you're such a phony you're probably one of the 1000's of NOOBS who's been playing COD/MWF this entire time and now you wanna jump ship because of BF3... STFU GTFO!!!
iRiS890 5
I think it's funny that you are bickering about this when you can purchase both games and play whatever the fu*k you want.
Adman567 9
Ya sure, pretending. Whateva gets u to sleep at night hun! ;)
Adman567 9
Lol i didnt mean to start a bitchin' arguement. Just making a point as a JOKE!!!!
Imgonnahaveabf 9
C.U.Next.Tuesday.
rognycbro 4
mw3 > bf3
ikickgingers 15
Op was blackmailing her stepdad.
jessesgirl14 16
Wow! What did you do, OP?? Or is your mom just one of those crazy people who randomly attacks others?!
mileyfan17 8
JERRY SPRINGER TIME
tmmundy 17
I can't help myself from laughing at all the comments that I don't have a comment for OP. If someone is having a bad day, all they would need to do is read a few FML comments (not the sad ones though).
Jaxx66 21
Ah. I find a lot of them to be mundane and whiney. But this one is a toss up of ydi and fml. Hehe. What did op dooo?
mariah_2014 0
If u have a concussion u wouldnt b allowed on the computer for two weeks
Adman567 9
Why is there always someone who presses YDI! SERIOUSLY!
cuddlebunny3548 11
What did you do??
nivek_yarb 0
He just ended a toxic relationship with his mother.
totalkaos 3
child abuse?! really?! do ya'll know what this kid did? plus the kid got fixed, probably used his mon's health insurance. drink water and listen to ue parents!