Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
itsgotime
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Acting out
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Danieliesha
Lynchburg, United States
Opp v. Opp
Today, my momma ran into her opp and fists started flying. She grabbed the nearest thing near her and started swinging. That thing was my precious little boy, and now we're at the emergency room, telling him he fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
Cold dish time
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
DT_tasha
Solid case for the defense
Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML
myheadhurts
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Aliiveopen
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Wasilla, United States
Demon drink
Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting two holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML
Clumsy Clumsy
Spruce Grove, Canada
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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DrIDGAF 7
Should I call Jerry Springer?
lincolntwo 0
Bitches be crazy. Or maybe, you did something which you "omitted" on purpose. The plot thickens. I demand the full story!
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Comments (133)
ScarletBloom 14
Which mom will do that to her own son? She will be charge for child abusing.
MillerP 0
She could also be charged with battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress! What kind of mother is this?
AlwaysCracked 6
*charged for child abuse. You're welcome.
ihasbrains 10
Shut up, 83. No one gives a ****. On the other hand, seeing as OP called her an 'attacker', I would almost assume she mistook him for a burglar, or something.
AlwaysCracked 6
Someone needs their happy pills. Maybe you shouldn't keep ditching your anger management classes and learn not to be so damn pissy.
mytello 0
Is anyone afflicted among u let him pray!
tmmundy 17
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
Jaxx66 21
The exorcist is down the hall a bit more to the left, sir.
all4pooh 4
Wtf?? Why would she feel the need to attack her child?
miserypoison 13
Domestic violence.. Unless you were being a cheeky bastard she needs help.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Like a good neighbor state farm is there, with A NEW MOM!!!
tmmundy 17
#26...the best comment by far. lol
AshleighNason 24
and a sandwhich!
ImOlivia 5
AND CAN I GET A HOT TUB?!
slushpup9696 12
And that girl from the dorm next to us!
sydneylol 7
Ahhh you must be the guy that wrecked the car in two days.
icic6772 0
What did u do?
ZeroIce 12
Abuse! But... why?
xaimeexoxo 4
What the hell? Abusee
perdix 31
When mom spanks you, you need to cry and pretend it hurts. Even if you are in your 30's and your mom is so weak you can barely feel it. Otherwise, she may have to whip out the baseball bat, like in this case. I wonder what your crime was -- did you go to FML and screw up your/you're or call someone a "looser?"