Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I realized I've lived alone for so long, I now apologize to my phone for dropping it, or even over-charging it. FML
Today, I realized my iPhone is a reflection of my love and dating life. Every charger I have will charge my friends’ iPhones, pretty much everyone else’s… except mine. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, my jobless husband wants to buy the latest iPhone. His current phone is in good condition, except that he has a 1000 apps on it slowing it down. We're also in deeply crushing debt from all his bad financial decisions from his severely loss-making business. FML
Today, at my job as a fourth grade teacher, I realized that most of my students have far nicer and more expensive phones than I can afford. FML
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Top comments
The_Creeper_fml 8
I don't get it. I dropped mine off a second story balcony. Scratched, some screen cracks, but it still worked. Do you like throw yours into the fiery pita of hell?
philipino 24
Then what would happen if you THREW IT ON THE GROUND! I'M AN ADULT!
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Comments (60)
iloveweed69 7
Time for a new iPhone now :d
Nariima_fml 0
Dosent every phone have some kind of warranty? Sounds like the store should Get U a new iPhone..
antwon86 4
If I had a dollar for every grammar mistake you just made, I'd have three dollars.
Emd0406 4
Smart phones are a bitch
MonsterCommenter 4
Android FTW.
irimalovecheer98 5
iPhones crack way too easily.
flockz 20
you need to shove it up your ass and let it roast there for a few hours. then take it out and turn it off and on. if that doesn't work, then i'm sorry. my nokia is not for sale.
KiddNYC1O 22
Interesting.
strokesie 23
Well, it is a "smart" phone..
danielnieves 4
Ur iPhone just sucks. No problems with mine
kateheartswaffle 0
My iPhone has died once. I just had to hard reset it. Yours is probably just defective. The company should replace it.
sweetdreams20 0
iPhone racist.. Giving it bad looks and shit..
louiseth 9
Question is; is their iPhone white or black?