Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day...

By JuicyJohn - 09/09/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 17:55 - Canada

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

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By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 17:19 - United States - Washington

Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By deucelututi - 31/05/2009 12:03 - United States

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML

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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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By Tomtom - 17/11/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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lolzRaptor 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 9:29

Nice to meet you, Juicy.

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 9 September 2009 9:33

Well, what else is your ass gonna say?

Comments

moriah 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 10:13

lol those are usually terrycloth & baby blue or pink. are you blind, John?

Shivverr 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 7:42

Maybe he really is color blind.

DeathBoy 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 10:20

And now your name is Juicy John. Well, hello.

spillproof 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 10:38

FYL for being a girl and having the name John

silly_kate 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 13:43

WIN!!!!

liv_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:37

Just ask Jon Benet.

jem1991 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 6:07

too soon.

alyzandra 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 10:46

I just want to know where you got the pants from, or whose pants you were wearing. Surely you couldn't have purchased them like that without seeing the lettering.

mo_the_owl 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 11:02

ydi for wanting your ass to look like a peach. I'll never understand the allure of velour. Curse you Juicy Couture and your disgusting track-suits! Visions of bitter women packed like furry sausages will forever haunt my dreams..