By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
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Same thing different taste

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This sounds like the beginning of an adult movie

I guess he got his tip a different way!

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This sounds like the beginning of an adult movie

I don't have any money, do you accept shorts?

One word. Belt. Even if you're doing laundry, it's always best to have one considering how many types of these fmls I have read on here.

Considering OP's name, I'm going to guess that no.

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