Love: Whoops

Whoops

By CheLi - 08/12/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents' house so I could meet them. My boyfriend, his dad, and I were sitting in the living room when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There's some creepy hobo man outside messing with your trash." The "creepy hobo" was his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds passive aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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Sitcom moment

By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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LoveDemon 19

Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:07

Advice : Never pass comments like this when you are in your boyfriends house , with his parents ... :D

GDI 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 11:49

Guess he won't be inviting you back, huh?

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GDI 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 11:49

Guess he won't be inviting you back, huh?

pocoyo_fml 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 20:44

Hey there's a site like FML but where visitors tell their darkest secrets :) it's really funny: www.whatasecret.com

mitchpally 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:49

yey who invites some one over to meet BOTH their parents anyway.. haha

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 25 November 2012 17:59

45- Who doesn't....?

Rayn4u_fml 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:04

Being his mum does not excuse the hobo look, nor digging around in the trash (especially if she knew she was having a guest over).

LoveDemon 19

Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:07

Advice : Never pass comments like this when you are in your boyfriends house , with his parents ... :D

AloysiusWeasley 15

Tuesday 8 December 2009 22:31

Unless they're all in the room? :D

TomasT 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:15

I'm happy that thinking before speaking is a rare feature...

lifeinhd 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:27

It was an expensive option from the dealer.

Ohmar 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:25

Damn bitch you're screwed

Camy123_fml 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:51

Omgggyou ****** it up!! :P every one send me messagss!! (:

r_max 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:54

Well just be glad that his mother is not your gynecologist...

perdix 29

Tuesday 8 December 2009 13:08

You should be glad that your boyfriend's dad stopped living a lie and came out as a proud, gay man, although I bet you think he could have chosen a better-looking boyfriend. It is creepy, though, that he makes your boyfriend call his life partner "Mom."