Health: Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually...

By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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By anonymous - 26/05/2016 00:34 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I went to a trampoline park and jumped into an adult-area foam pit that apparently used to be for children. I guess it never occurred to them to change the depth of it, as I now have a fractured ankle. FML

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Bounce off

By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

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I would do anything for my kids

By Claus - 07/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took my kids to an indoor playground. My two year-old wanted me to climb the rock wall and ring the bell. I slipped right when I was about to touch it. I landed wrong and felt a 'POP' and agony. Hello, broken ankle. FML

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Bad idea

By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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By a faint recollection - 23/05/2016 01:57 - United States - Goshen

Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2013 19:35 - United States - Calexico

Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML

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By red_headforlife - 28/09/2012 05:34 - United States - Chandler

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

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By no more flips - 17/05/2015 14:05 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML

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I'm fine, this is fine

By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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Tripartita 44

Friday 26 February 2016 1:57

Wow, you managed all that before your friends even arrived? I hope they weren't too envious of your efficiency!

sinverguenza 11

Friday 26 February 2016 2:48

Just tell em you had to bounce.

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OptimusSlime 23

Friday 26 February 2016 1:40

That sucks :/ hope everything heals fine and that your friends understnad

trashboat911 10

Friday 26 February 2016 1:41

Were you by chance in heels

CheekyRaccoon 27

Friday 26 February 2016 2:08

Nope, she was wearing moon shoes for the extra bounce.

speakfreely 21

Friday 26 February 2016 1:43

One time at gymnastics practice I sprained my right ankle, and I still managed to make it to practice next week even tho I was in a lot of pain. My coach still made me tumble and I ended up also spraining my left ankle. Lol sorry Op hope your ankle heals soon!

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Friday 26 February 2016 3:31

#4 Seems like the type of person who somehow manages to make every conversation about themselves. #4 Comes across as a narcissist. #4 Will get down voted. Don't be number 4.

speakfreely 21

Friday 26 February 2016 5:25

Because I made a comment about a smilie bad situation happening to me lol okay.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Friday 26 February 2016 5:46

It's a joke #4, don't take it so seriously lol

Zatert 20

Friday 26 February 2016 1:48

I went to a place like this. I fell and thought I twisted my ankle, so my friend tried to help me up and stepped on my foot. He started laughing so hard he dropped me. What I thought was a twisted ankle was a torn deltoid. Long story short, an air cast, or in your case, a boot, is going to be your best friend. They really work better than you'd think.

Tripartita 44

Friday 26 February 2016 1:57

Wow, you managed all that before your friends even arrived? I hope they weren't too envious of your efficiency!

darshini_ii 24

Friday 26 February 2016 2:15

You said it's usually fun, you probably meant you aren't always this clumsy. Well, in that case, you couldn't have guessed you'd end up with a sprained ankle, so FYL OP. Get well soon!