Beautiful

By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
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Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue.

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Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue.

you should show him your tits

Your BF sure is an idiot! Everybody knows that "boobs" rhymes much better with "blue." [/s]

That's hilarious. I hope you had a sense of humor about it.

Shall I compare thee to a summers day? Thou art more hairy and less hot. Young men do comb the beach for babes in May, But for thou I doth think not. Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines But one drink with thee is all to long a date. So I bid adieu but I opine, Is one cow all thou hath ate? Thy non eternal cute face shall fade And lose possession of the tits belowest. You’ll own a heard of cats I am afraid If thou don’t find a blind man to blowest. As long as men can breathe or eyes can see Just be a succubus, as this gives life to thee.

He's a keeper!😂💕

If it's any consolation he didn't write that, he just copied it.

Matthew Irmen 11

Well?