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By  bloopaloop  |  27

Shall I compare thee to a summers day?
Thou art more hairy and less hot.
Young men do comb the beach for babes in May,
But for thou I doth think not.

Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines
But one drink with thee is all to long a date.
So I bid adieu but I opine,
Is one cow all thou hath ate?

Thy non eternal cute face shall fade
And lose possession of the tits belowest.
You’ll own a heard of cats I am afraid
If thou don’t find a blind man to blowest.

As long as men can breathe or eyes can see
Just be a succubus, as this gives life to thee.

By  Matthew Irmen  |  11