Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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Top comments
Cokencsi 0
I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
ewheeley 0
easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?
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Comments (215)
fmlahahaha 5
Ewwwww why is he still your bf! And why would you put that in your mouth barf
KickassPetrick 3
Why would you date someone that gross?
lambsbreath 7
You and him are gross
CyberGothic 16
Dump. Him. Now.
Aero_x 21
Ew. I would just dump that trash.
tjw1616 21
come on ma'am, seriously? needless to say if you have to bribe your boyfriend to get him to shower there is a serious problem! & you then proceed to give him oral considering his hygiene or lack thereof?! just wow, heighten your standards & keep it moving
fantasyworld 39
Gross.
Circles 18
You bribing him just gives him incentive not to shower! You're actually promoting his behaviour. You should date someone with some personal hygiene skills!
redgun40 16
That kinda sounds like he tricking you into giving him oral
brightlink 8
What's wrong with bj's