FML : Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her...

Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By coeurdlucky / Tuesday 19 October 2010 05:20 / United States

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By aussie_babe91 | 5

#1570444 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:49

in her defence she was probably on a lot of pain medication, but people in the hospital never care who sees any part of their body, its just how it works.

By FFML_314 | 11

#1570448 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:49

Just think of it as a glimpse into the future.

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By aussie_babe91 | 5

#1570444 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:49

in her defence she was probably on a lot of pain medication, but people in the hospital never care who sees any part of their body, its just how it works.

madarchod | 0

#1570501 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:56

Get over it, old people are like that

KingDingALing | 9

#1570777 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:43

She's a couger!! ;D

zakkyzebra | 11

#1571101 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 13:57

15 you made me XD. literally...

Einstein714 | 0

#1571137 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 14:01

ya gotta love old ladies, you go girl!

bubbarific | 0

#1573699 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 22:01

WINCEST!!!!!!!!!

By FFML_314 | 11

#1570448 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:49

Just think of it as a glimpse into the future.

debbiess | 0

#1570523 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:59

Exactly! LOL

ilovemydoodle123 | 0

#1570805 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:48

hahahahhahahah so true!

aback | 4

#1572130 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 17:18

You can bet that 50 years ago she wasn't flashing that about. I don't know why they want to wait till it's curdled to show everybody.

thecrazyasian | 3

#1575760 - Wednesday 20 October 2010 8:39

that's y u don't date guys with 72 yr old moms

iivann | 0

#1803312 - Monday 6 December 2010 19:12

Jajaaa gross but tru!!!

galt | 13

#4606360 - Sunday 24 June 2012 3:51

Omg I know you :)

By fits138 | 0

#1570470 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:52

It could be worse, no biggie.

By ladybuuggy | 0

#1570474 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:52

that's an image that will never leave your mind! haha poor old lady doesn't know what's wrong, though :/

randiZ25 | 0

#2601107 - Wednesday 1 June 2011 20:18

You are exactly right. A client of mine ( I'm a hairdresser) decided she wanted to show me her rash under her fat roll on her stomach, she too was not wearing any underwear.

By debbiess | 0

#1570495 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:55

At least she's comfortable enough around you to show her goodies
I'd take that as a good sign that she likes you?

By Kitten16 | 0

#1570510 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:57

That is gna Haunt u 4 the rest of ur life!

mimii92_fml | 0

#1574159 - Wednesday 20 October 2010 0:17

omg that's something I didn't wanna picture. bleh :P

By airsplat | 0

#1570526 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:59

nothing like waking up to 72 year old tacos... that really sucks

By NoodleBurger | 0

#1570557 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:04

Haha, oh GOD. I would've screamed! that's horrible.

By T_X_P | 2

#1570585 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:10

Boo-F'n-Hoo. The woman is elderly and in the hospital. Try thinking of someone other than yourself for a change, princess.

fits138 | 0

#1570694 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:30

^this

DocBastard | 38

#1571483 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 15:09

I tried, but I could not come up with a response better than this one. Well said. I will only add that OP is a woman (girl?) also, so she hasnothing to complain about. Selfish little bitch.