Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML
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Serene_fml
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1992? Holy crap, that's almost as long as my age.
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meshell_10
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Whoa time for eharmony!
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cyl3x
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It's okay to feel lonely. XD
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Dubstep_fml
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haha. desperate.
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MF12
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gasp. only one person replies to the top?
(two now...)
(two now...)
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malheartsnutmeg
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The only thing I hate more than Facebook is FML's about Facebook.
P.S: My iPod tried to auto-correct "Facebook" to "Gavin", what's up with that?
P.S: My iPod tried to auto-correct "Facebook" to "Gavin", what's up with that?
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bleedinginside
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ydi u live in vermont
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TrekkieGirl
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I will never understand why people have to be in a relationship in order to feel happy and fulfilled.
Enjoy your life! Surround yourself with hobbies and good friends that will fill a little bit of the void that you're obviously feeling.
Enjoy your life! Surround yourself with hobbies and good friends that will fill a little bit of the void that you're obviously feeling.
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marleytooyou
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dude 92 yea ur desperate!!!! I'm suprised u even have friends on facebook if u have been single that long
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marleytooyou
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well+when+ur+single+for+that+long+it%27s+called+pathetic
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imdeborah
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Marley%2C+that%27s+one+of+the+most+ignorant+things+you+can+say.+Life+does+not+revolve+around+being+in+a+different+relationship+every+month%2Fyear+or+anytime+at+all.+Please%2C+get+a+reality+check.+
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imdeborah
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WTF? I have NO idea why symbols appeared in my comment. Or why my comments get cut-off. You can thank the fml app for iPhone for that. >.< I meant to say that what Marley said was one of the most ignorant things you can say. Life does NOT revolve around being in a relationship. Now, THAT is pure immaturity.
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sum1savemeh
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Marley+is+ignorant
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ReyEr9412
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Since 92?!?!? Not being in a relationship for awhile is one thing, but 18 years is a whole nother story! There are kids who were born at the end of that relationship who are now legally adults!
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78euge781995
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You dont need to be in a relationship to be happy. Live your life! Go to some parties, have fun with some friends, go on dates!
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mfmylifesrsly
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holy fuck 1992?!?!?! thats when i was born! okay, i shouldnt say that, dont worry OP, someone out there is for you....lets just hope you find that someone before your ovaries stop working so you can have kids...
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paigeatsflesh
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Marley your a fake! get off here, honestllllly. your so annyoing. I bet your super hit in person so you have to get an atractive "scene girl" as your picture. get a life!
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cgysoccerfreak
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only in the states
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Felendris
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18 years....?
I doubt that....
I doubt that....
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bubbarific
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ydi for bein antisocial
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XCaLX_fml
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hahaha(10 18 30) hahahhahahhahahhahHHa anywho u eather fuck b4u date or u have no1 but family(if tat)in ur friends list so just dont have a facebook
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Jlevrt
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whoa! Thats over 15 [email protected]
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AndreaHaha
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damn go and get out there then it's nobody fault but yours go get you someone or atleast try (:
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dealwithlife
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that sucks dude. find someone who you connect with, and try it. if it doesn't work out there are other people.
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gregsdaman
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and ur a girl...DAMN u must b ugly! or have no tits and ass
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Peacemaker9
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wow that is desperate but have faith you'll find someone who's just as desperate like u lol
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ravensfan5
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18 years?!?? holy fuck
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victoria4161993
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you have been single as long as I've been alive
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xstarling
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Wow. That sucks. >_
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kniickles
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you've been single for most, if not all, of the people on FML's lives. YDI.
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WtFiMdAdDy
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That's pretty sad.
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Serene_fml
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1992? Holy crap, that's almost as long as my age.
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WtFiMdAdDy
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damn bruhh I just thought about that.....lol
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I_am_Pingu
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That is my age, wow. Such a shame
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HamsteronA
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I've been in a relationship since then and I wasn't even born then. not for another couple of years
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buttonface
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You're almost 1992? Great job, teeniebopper.
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gethightonight
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lmao, youre kinda like the blue jays :P except the jays won in 92 and 93
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amayasoma
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Wow, that's horrible. Start going out on dates or hanging out at places more. :D
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karina_said
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what they need is t get off face book and make real life friends. ...like at the library..
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CallMeHush
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OK Mercy that is seriously creepy, we have a guy like that here. He rides the bus.
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CallMeHush
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The little town I more or less grew up in didn't have one, I know I was always at the libra... nevermind.
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idkweird
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Agreed with #5, and also, maybe stop trying to meet men at the Rocky Horror Picture Shows!
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meshell_10
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Whoa time for eharmony!
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baby_love
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hahahaahahahahahaha
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chloeginger
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those commercials are SO ANNOYING!
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lenasaur
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17 years? Holy fucking shit, you need to open up to people a little bit more. Im sure youll find someone to take interest in you.
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cooluc
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2010-1992=18 years
since we don't know when in 92 said relationship ended, 18 years is a better assumption than 17.
since we don't know when in 92 said relationship ended, 18 years is a better assumption than 17.
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Freeze_fml
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17 would be a better assumption since the relationship would have had to ended in the first three months for it to be 18 years.
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hk_fml
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That is so depressing. O_O I think it's time for you to try online dating if you already haven't. No shame in it, it's a great way to meet interesting new people.
Maybe you just need to be a little bit more confident about yourself!
Maybe you just need to be a little bit more confident about yourself!
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alin123
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woooooooooooow!! thats sad maby you need to lower your standards for dateing?
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aeliz
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There's no way that you haven't had ANY chance for a date since 1992. You must just be really picky. So you can't say you're desperate if you haven't tried out any options. I know I'm assuming, but honestly, how is that even possible? Unless you are a widow... hmm...
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GuitarDude1996
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92???? thats before i was born!!! poor guy
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taycandy96
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Same here!!! 1996 pwns!!!
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Freeze_fml
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You both have shamed 96 with your unnecessary use of multiple exclamation and question marks.
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strandedinalimo
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My god you people are young!
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redbluegreen
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Wow I feel old. 1996? Christ. Just wait till people are proud of being born in 2000.
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aeliz
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I am 20, born in 89. That people on this website were born in 1996 scares me a little lol.
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Dismissal
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I was born in '95, so I am approved of, right?
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lgs25
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110 ur cute