By MrsRockyHorror - 15/03/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 169
You deserved it 7 712

Same thing different taste

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1992? Holy crap, that's almost as long as my age.

meshell_10 0


MF12 0

gasp. only one person replies to the top? (two now...)

The only thing I hate more than Facebook is FML's about Facebook. P.S: My iPod tried to auto-correct "Facebook" to "Gavin", what's up with that?

bleedinginside 0
TrekkieGirl 0

I will never understand why people have to be in a relationship in order to feel happy and fulfilled. Enjoy your life! Surround yourself with hobbies and good friends that will fill a little bit of the void that you're obviously feeling.

marleytooyou 0

dude 92 yea ur desperate!!!! I'm suprised u even have friends on facebook if u have been single that long

marleytooyou 0


imdeborah 0


imdeborah 0

WTF? I have NO idea why symbols appeared in my comment. Or why my comments get cut-off. You can thank the fml app for iPhone for that. >.< I meant to say that what Marley said was one of the most ignorant things you can say. Life does NOT revolve around being in a relationship. Now, THAT is pure immaturity.

Since 92?!?!? Not being in a relationship for awhile is one thing, but 18 years is a whole nother story! There are kids who were born at the end of that relationship who are now legally adults!

78euge781995 0

You dont need to be in a relationship to be happy. Live your life! Go to some parties, have fun with some friends, go on dates!

holy **** 1992?!?!?! thats when i was born! okay, i shouldnt say that, dont worry OP, someone out there is for you....lets just hope you find that someone before your ovaries stop working so you can have kids...

Marley your a fake! get off here, honestllllly. your so annyoing. I bet your super hit in person so you have to get an atractive "scene girl" as your picture. get a life!

Felendris 0

18 years....? I doubt that....

bubbarific 0
XCaLX_fml 0

hahaha(10 18 30) hahahhahahhahahhahHHa anywho u eather **** b4u date or u have no1 but family(if tat)in ur friends list so just dont have a facebook

damn go and get out there then it's nobody fault but yours go get you someone or atleast try (:

that sucks dude. find someone who you connect with, and try it. if it doesn't work out there are other people.

gregsdaman 0

and ur a girl...DAMN u must b ugly! or have no **** and ass

Peacemaker9 7

wow that is desperate but have faith you'll find someone who's just as desperate like u lol

victoria4161993 0

you have been single as long as I've been alive

kniickles 0

you've been single for most, if not all, of the people on FML's lives. YDI.

1992? Holy crap, that's almost as long as my age.

damn bruhh I just thought about

HamsteronA 0

I've been in a relationship since then and I wasn't even born then. not for another couple of years

buttonface 0

You're almost 1992? Great job, teeniebopper.

gethightonight 0

lmao, youre kinda like the blue jays :P except the jays won in 92 and 93

amayasoma 19

Wow, that's horrible. Start going out on dates or hanging out at places more. :D

what they need is t get off face book and make real life friends. at the library..

OK Mercy that is seriously creepy, we have a guy like that here. He rides the bus.

The little town I more or less grew up in didn't have one, I know I was always at the libra... nevermind.

Agreed with #5, and also, maybe stop trying to meet men at the Rocky Horror Picture Shows!

meshell_10 0
baby_love 0
chloeginger 0

those commercials are SO ANNOYING!

17 years? Holy ******* shit, you need to open up to people a little bit more. Im sure youll find someone to take interest in you.

2010-1992=18 years since we don't know when in 92 said relationship ended, 18 years is a better assumption than 17.

17 would be a better assumption since the relationship would have had to ended in the first three months for it to be 18 years.

That is so depressing. O_O I think it's time for you to try online dating if you already haven't. No shame in it, it's a great way to meet interesting new people. Maybe you just need to be a little bit more confident about yourself!

woooooooooooow!! thats sad maby you need to lower your standards for dateing?

There's no way that you haven't had ANY chance for a date since 1992. You must just be really picky. So you can't say you're desperate if you haven't tried out any options. I know I'm assuming, but honestly, how is that even possible? Unless you are a widow... hmm...

GuitarDude1996 0

92???? thats before i was born!!! poor guy

You both have shamed 96 with your unnecessary use of multiple exclamation and question marks.

Wow I feel old. 1996? Christ. Just wait till people are proud of being born in 2000.

I am 20, born in 89. That people on this website were born in 1996 scares me a little lol.

Dismissal 4

I was born in '95, so I am approved of, right?