Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't initiate sex much anymore. The only way she will have sex is at night, lights out, covers on, TV turned up, and no foreplay or anything. It's so fucking boring, I'd rather just watch TV. FML
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
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Top comments
ALEX920 0
your a dick
Bruingirl103 0
if you're seriously that bored than just break up, don't drag it out any longer
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Comments (139)
karina_said 0
buy a tempurpedic mattress(:
czarofandronia 0
dump her then lol
xXSmilezXX 7
dump her moron
hooebiatch 0
awe poor girl
ClouDn9n 0
Oh my.....tell your lady that my bed is FUUUUUCKED UP!
ifinishlast 0
haha are you sure you just didn't figure out u were gay?
thatoneGeo 0
this fml is stupid....
ashlynn610 12
There are plenty mor places to f*** then on the bed, just saying. (:
ashlynn610 12
more*
Spewki 3
Well, then you just need to try spicing up the romance (and the sex). Sounds like you need some excitement in your relationship. Tell her so. Make an effort to go out and do more. Get kinkier in the bedroom; toys aren't just for wacko perverts, nor are creative positions. And if it still isn't working out, break up with her. There's no sense in staying in a relationship that you're entirely bored with if there's no hope of salvaging it.
fukyolife 0
if u didn't **** fat women you would not have to worry about the bed... so you sir are a pompus, assface who doesn't understand the tru meaning of nalin' bitches .... P.S.@ 17 WTF is wrong with you