Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't initiate sex much anymore. The only way she will have sex is at night, lights out, covers on, TV turned up, and no foreplay or anything. It's so fucking boring, I'd rather just watch TV. FML
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
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Top comments
ALEX920 0
your a dick
Bruingirl103 0
if you're seriously that bored than just break up, don't drag it out any longer
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Comments (139)
tylerb805 0
fat chicks need lovin to. they do more cause they appreciate it more. plus can't argue with the general rule of thumb with fat chicks; more cushion more the pushin.
conrad01 6
yes he is...grow some happy sacks man
Shokz992 0
Go die... Happy sacks... Damn, what's the world coming to?!
Melvar_10 3
we are cumming to porno
lota 0
that's ****** up…
fisheatsbear 6
hey dont hate on the op. those springs are the exact springs used in springing people back to life. They are kinda important
perdix 31
That's odd. I'm so bored, I try to find the resonant frequency of the springs so I can cause a collapse and have an excuse to quit early.
autumnanesthetic 0
Uour a fail as a boyfriend. Break up with her if she's that lame.
baldybeast24 0
I laughed so hard when seeing this you absolute loser
angela_gail2010 0
dude break up with her. no sense in leading her on.
FMLrockzdude 0
2 things... #1. get a life #2. bang the damn chick!!!!!
KurouTenshi 0
speaking of springs. I hope you all remember to spring forward an hour :) don't be late to work!! ^^
doty30 0
Having sex is having sex it's amazing just spice it up a little bit.
kaijapapaya 0
For real!! There's lots of ways to make things more interesting.