By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 439
You deserved it 24 638

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ALEX920 0

your a dick

Bruingirl103 0

if you're seriously that bored than just break up, don't drag it out any longer


ALEX920 0

your a dick

I'll make love to her.

she'll probably eat his dick

You can just mess her up say "I love you" and go walking to the beach at night (make it be really far from her house)Then say you're the love of life have really passionate sex with her then in the beach you propose to her and say SIKe slap her in the face with penutbutter or honey (peanutbutter slap) then run to the car leave her show finger and scream FUCK YOU my BED almost broke and say I SLEPT with you're mom that would teach her :).

tweetbaby14 18

17 lmao that's amazing but OP you should leave her and when she asks why just say it's for the good of my mattress

at 1... yeah hes a dick. dont worry she's so bored with you that she is getting her brains ****** as we speak. dont worry shes breaking someone elses mattress right now and will be breaking up with you later aaahhhhaaahhhaa

WeahNicole 0

He's not a dick for feeling how he feels. Although he does need to tell her instead of being fake.. P.S. Why do OP's never reply to comments? I've never seen it, lol.

WTF ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KMC_x3 0

this is more of a FML for the girlfriend. it would be funnier if the OP's girlfriend posted this.

do her a favor and break up with her!!

#31 I've seen it twice, lol! but I wish they would more often. Anyway, OP I hope she finds someone better than you

lol wow

Blue_Coconuts 7

Hey fat girls need lovin too.... But they gotta pay.

thats dumb.... why would he wanna do that? he's bored... he doesn't hate her

dump that bitch

woa. you mis-spelled your. It should be you're.


@weahnicole... yeah y?

marleytooyou 0

uhhh..... akward!!

WeahNicole 0

@Davemania - I just think it would be cooler if they replied more often instead of it just being a bunch of strangers talking about the poster. Plus everyone says something directed at the OP even though they rarely reply or even read it lol. :P

Hoozen 0

you are a goddess

Today, I realized the reason my boyfriend and I don't have sex anymore is because he loves his mattress more than me. FML

aw. this is sadd. ):

I'll bet you and your girlfriend are fatasses

kevinwestonjonah 0

then y don't u break up with her you douche

@1 agreed

SeasonedSausage 0

You sir are very smart. mattresses nowadays are quite expensive to replace. girls aren't that expensive to replace.

Gabbiegummies 4

@17 lmfao I would love to see that happen an th gf would prob fml that happening to her

tease 0

hehe... what an asshole are u!! gotta love the tough love ;)

tease 0

yeah... it's called: eat less and work out more :)


MizzLaughter 1

yes yuh are a dick

ashlynn610 12

@86, you're a dick... I bet you are just mad because you can't get any...

TempestJones 0

Agree with those saying the OP is a dick. If you don't know why, it's because the OP would rather post on FML an insultto his gf who probably has no idea he feels this way. OP if your so fuxking bored, then figure out shit to do (or new positions if it's about sex) to do with her. For those saying she's a fat ass, where does it say that!? He could be the fat one or neither could e overweight. Why is everyone nowadays so obsessed with weight?

bubbarific 0

ydi for havin a spring mattress

Peacemaker9 7

dude that's ******* ****** up WTF is wrong with u!!!!!!!'

what the hell ? who doesn't like sex ?!

robotiick 12

ur a dick a box

Irishopoly19 9

That's what he's a dick for, not breaking up with her.


I've seen it a lot. Some really do reply. When they do their comments are blue

Bruingirl103 0

if you're seriously that bored than just break up, don't drag it out any longer


...seriously. grow some balls and break up with her before you end up cheating.

xoconnie 8

i agree. if ur SOOO bored, break up. its that simple. (:

TempestJones 0

Lust_Roar... You just became my hero! :)

poooook 0

wowww . fyl? no.

KurouTenshi 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

It's the fat chicks that do more stuff ;).

XxKeLs3yxX 0

that's defintely not true

xoconnie 8

^^^ YOU would know.ROFL

YeahFMLxX 0

that's kind of hot..

Bruingirl103 0

wut is wrong with u!!! that's the most insensitive thing iv ever heard!

KurouTenshi 0

I'm a pretty insensitive asshole. it comes from being picked on all throughout school. and hanging out with assholes doesn't help either. (and I'm gay, so I'm friendly with assholes!)

jessv123 0

#47 lmao

Monikabug 9

You are full of win today Chris. :)

brunettegurly 0

I read your profile. I LOVE ZELDA

you should leave her on the floor so she does not ruin your bed

;) hahaha

She could be just as bored with you. Maybe you're such a lousy lover she doesn't see the need to put any effort into making things more exciting. I'm just saying....

Emmmmm55 0

ok??? nd how is ur life f' up

OMG--How fat are you two? I have never worried about that!

have sex on the floor, that way your bed is safe and you have time to rekindle your love for her, if you don't love her then ditch her and pick up a hotty from a bar

leave her so she can find someone better than you op.

chelstootall 0

yeah wow I don't know of anyone that could break the springs on a bed lol at least never hurd of that...