I'll make love to her.

she'll probably eat his dick

You can just mess her up say "I love you" and go walking to the beach at night (make it be really far from her house)Then say you're the love of life have really passionate sex with her then in the beach you propose to her and say SIKe slap her in the face with penutbutter or honey (peanutbutter slap) then run to the car leave her show finger and scream FUCK YOU my BED almost broke and say I SLEPT with you're mom that would teach her :).

17 lmao that's amazing but OP you should leave her and when she asks why just say it's for the good of my mattress

at 1... yeah hes a dick. dont worry she's so bored with you that she is getting her brains ****** as we speak. dont worry shes breaking someone elses mattress right now and will be breaking up with you later aaahhhhaaahhhaa

He's not a dick for feeling how he feels. Although he does need to tell her instead of being fake.. P.S. Why do OP's never reply to comments? I've never seen it, lol.

WTF ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is more of a FML for the girlfriend. it would be funnier if the OP's girlfriend posted this.

do her a favor and break up with her!!

#31 I've seen it twice, lol! but I wish they would more often. Anyway, OP I hope she finds someone better than you

lol wow

Hey fat girls need lovin too.... But they gotta pay.

thats dumb.... why would he wanna do that? he's bored... he doesn't hate her

dump that bitch

woa. you mis-spelled your. It should be you're.

agreed

@weahnicole... yeah y?

uhhh..... akward!!

@Davemania - I just think it would be cooler if they replied more often instead of it just being a bunch of strangers talking about the poster. Plus everyone says something directed at the OP even though they rarely reply or even read it lol. :P

you are a goddess

Today, I realized the reason my boyfriend and I don't have sex anymore is because he loves his mattress more than me. FML

aw. this is sadd. ):

I'll bet you and your girlfriend are fatasses

then y don't u break up with her you douche

@1 agreed

You sir are very smart. mattresses nowadays are quite expensive to replace. girls aren't that expensive to replace.

@17 lmfao I would love to see that happen an th gf would prob fml that happening to her

hehe... what an asshole are u!! gotta love the tough love ;)

yeah... it's called: eat less and work out more :)

lol

yes yuh are a dick

@86, you're a dick... I bet you are just mad because you can't get any...

Agree with those saying the OP is a dick. If you don't know why, it's because the OP would rather post on FML an insultto his gf who probably has no idea he feels this way. OP if your so fuxking bored, then figure out shit to do (or new positions if it's about sex) to do with her. For those saying she's a fat ass, where does it say that!? He could be the fat one or neither could e overweight. Why is everyone nowadays so obsessed with weight?

ydi for havin a spring mattress

dude that's ******* ****** up WTF is wrong with u!!!!!!!'

what the hell ? who doesn't like sex ?!

ur a dick a box

That's what he's a dick for, not breaking up with her.

You're

I've seen it a lot. Some really do reply. When they do their comments are blue

lol

...seriously. grow some balls and break up with her before you end up cheating.

i agree. if ur SOOO bored, break up. its that simple. (:

Lust_Roar... You just became my hero! :)

It's the fat chicks that do more stuff ;).

that's defintely not true

^^^ YOU would know.ROFL

that's kind of hot..

wut is wrong with u!!! that's the most insensitive thing iv ever heard!

I'm a pretty insensitive asshole. it comes from being picked on all throughout school. and hanging out with assholes doesn't help either. (and I'm gay, so I'm friendly with assholes!)

#47 lmao

You are full of win today Chris. :)

I read your profile. I LOVE ZELDA

;) hahaha

have sex on the floor, that way your bed is safe and you have time to rekindle your love for her, if you don't love her then ditch her and pick up a hotty from a bar