Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't initiate sex much anymore. The only way she will have sex is at night, lights out, covers on, TV turned up, and no foreplay or anything. It's so fucking boring, I'd rather just watch TV. FML
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
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Top comments
ALEX920 0
your a dick
Bruingirl103 0
if you're seriously that bored than just break up, don't drag it out any longer
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Comments (139)
FockinA 0
OP: yeah... so is she single yet?
hassenpfeffermmm 0
Break up time. You'll find someone who holds your interest one day.
mostlybroken12 0
fail
cherrycherryboom_fml 0
wow. you're a dick. just tell her? and don't worry your springs wont break cause you probably can't **** good anyways ;)
mandi625 0
Then why are you still in a relationship with her? Wth man? YDI.
saltypirate 0
that's why you save sex for marriage when it will be something new and exciting. I blame you!
roadracer39 5
sounds like married life to me.
rastacocka 0
i feel your pain
12dcevin 5
I bet if a girl said this everyone would be feeling sorry but not when a guy says it
ArielTheMermaid 17
than break up. duh