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My pet lorikeet likes to talk with me while im on the phone... except he doesnt know enough words to keep up so its mostly gobbledygook and sounds like he's drowning. He thinks he's people.

By  gracehi  |  31

You still finished, though, despite the fact that your mating cries were irritating your cat.

Oh how the tables have turned. At least your cat didn't throw a boot at you.