My pet lorikeet likes to talk with me while im on the phone... except he doesnt know enough words to keep up so its mostly gobbledygook and sounds like he's drowning. He thinks he's people.

cat probably heard you "mmeow meow meow meeeeoooow" and came to see what you needed

You cata be kitten be right meow

Pussy wants some action

Maybe he thought you were being attacked or hurt and he was trying to come in and save you! If that's the case then that's very sweet if your cat!

Absolutely! I'm sure he already knows about the birds, but don't forget to teach him about the bees too.

His(cat) mocking you ?

Oh how I love bad puns.

I could be wrong, but I don't think they're into bestiality.

Ew

My exs dog did the stuck her nose right in our faces to very annoying

I heard about a new thing for that... Actually two things: - a door - a lock And a key turned in the right direction would come in handy.