By birthdayboy - 19/06/2019 16:22

Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML
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My husband's mother once bought him a chocolate ice cream cake for his birthday. He's allergic to dairy and hates chocolate. Not trying to out-do you. Just saying that parents do that sometimes. It's really thoughtless.

Don’t worry fam, it’s my bday to, and I’m 5400 miles from home in a training exercise in Europe with my command ducking us six ways to Sunday.

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Don’t worry fam, it’s my bday to, and I’m 5400 miles from home in a training exercise in Europe with my command ducking us six ways to Sunday.

Sounds like someone's chosen career came to bite them in the *ss. YDI.

My husband's mother once bought him a chocolate ice cream cake for his birthday. He's allergic to dairy and hates chocolate. Not trying to out-do you. Just saying that parents do that sometimes. It's really thoughtless.

I’ve heard many similar stories of dads not knowing their own child well enough to know what they’re allergic to. It’s tragic.