By birthdayboy - 19/06/2019 16:22

Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML
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faifai_fml 21
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My husband's mother once bought him a chocolate ice cream cake for his birthday. He's allergic to dairy and hates chocolate. Not trying to out-do you. Just saying that parents do that sometimes. It's really thoughtless.

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rigsby663 5

Don’t worry fam, it’s my bday to, and I’m 5400 miles from home in a training exercise in Europe with my command ducking us six ways to Sunday.

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rigsby663 5

Don’t worry fam, it’s my bday to, and I’m 5400 miles from home in a training exercise in Europe with my command ducking us six ways to Sunday.

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Daniella Verbrugge 11
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Sounds like someone's chosen career came to bite them in the *ss. YDI.

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faifai_fml 21
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My husband's mother once bought him a chocolate ice cream cake for his birthday. He's allergic to dairy and hates chocolate. Not trying to out-do you. Just saying that parents do that sometimes. It's really thoughtless.

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Laurea Lindroos 8
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I’ve heard many similar stories of dads not knowing their own child well enough to know what they’re allergic to. It’s tragic.

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