Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Comments (266)
Chee 0
Funny and cute, but not a FML situation. Keep an eye on your son. He's probably gonna be either a Romeo (married around 20 and happy) or a man-***** (can you spell AIDS?). ;)
theodivine 0
Haha that's so cute...as long as you got it back.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
that's adorable! buuut; it's easily explainable and you can get it back. as long as, you know, that little girl didn't lose it >_> to everyone saying YDI because she doesn't keep track of her ring; many people take off their rings to wash dishes, taking showers, swimming, etc. and little kids have a tendency to sneak up and take random things.
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
that's cute ! but that sucks... lol wife get mad?
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
that's cute ! but that sucks... lol wife get mad?
amazingkate 0
man, i must really hate kids. it didn't even occur to me that this is cute. i'd be so ******* mad.
NewLight8421 0
to people saying why the f*** would it even be off?!?! maybe the kid took it while she was asleep or in the shower or such but still that cute and sucks for you!!!!
Stevenj 0
To be honest , it time to slap your sons , also slap the girl he like.
harmonb 0
Awww but that's cute
gorbagil 0
That would be so nice if he wasnt in 2nd grade TT