Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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Top comments
plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Comments (266)
summer66_fml 0
why wasnt it on ur finger??? did he take it off ur finger when u were sleeping or something???
chilipeppersrok 0
THAT IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER HEARD!!
meghannn_14 0
oh gosh! lets hope the lil gurls family is nice enough to return it!
FlatBaby 0
You have to go right to her place and get it! I mean it!
Elle_Oh_Vv_Ee 0
hahaha lol sooo funny and soooo cute lolz
OHMAHGAHH 0
aw, how cute is that. :D
crazygreen 0
cute :) but you should go get that ring back!
FlyingCopperhead 0
thats a really dumb thing to do an fml on
youknowit2 0
I have a job where I cant wear my wedding band, neither can my husband due to his job (he wears his on his dogtags). I put mine back on when I get home or have days off (I cant even have on a necklace to wear mine on like he does), but if I'm out of town for a few days, I leave it in my jewelry box so I dont lose it. We dont have kids. My mom, however, growing up got really sick after she had me and couldnt wear her wedding ring because her fingers all swelled, so she always kept it in a jewelry box. If my siblings and I were not raised strictly, we would have all known where it was. Shiny things attract kids. It happens. Please stop harassing this lady about not having her ring on. It happens for many reasons.
kissesinbetween 0
Haha your son is really adorable. Haha @ #21