By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
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Mi24hind 0

I wonder if that's why the original owner moved.

Shadow1368 17



Shadow1368 17


invite them over to dinner and let them see your board with pictures of them at various places!

when they are looking through the telescope, do something creepy and weird to scare them

awe I bet OP feels loved

agaba 0

gotta love em

MrFlintstone 5

well op that explains the "being watched" feeling you get when you enter your house

Get a half scale replica of the Hubble and point it right at them.


maybe ur such a star that they needed a telescope!

shybear15 0

wave hi and smile :)

looks like they already got their introduction

calichik95 0

they just wanna know who there new neighbors are!

simply_improper 1

sounds like theyre planning a robbery. be sure to install an alarm, and make sure the pin pad is out of telescopic view. then get your own telecope and point it at their window

Thunderbender 2

Moon them every night.

I always feel like, somebody's watchin' meeeee.

trevorsbaby12 0

^^ win ^^

Give em a show OP!

They just want to get t to know you ! ... Creeps ...

garrettsgirl 0

flex your muscles like in the other FML!!!! then give them a little heads up when your going out!

armyboy5989 2

Today, my new neighbors moved in so I pulled out my telescope to see if they were weird people, well they decided to stop by walked in and thats when I realized I forgot to hide the telescope and they noticed it pointing at there how... now they're going to think I'm weird FML

dinodannyrawr 5

I wanna touch you.. :)

Does anyone realize that telescopes are fow looking very far away, close distances won't focus too well. that's what binoculars are for.

EpicPwnageGuy 0

lol you stole my profile pic! :P

Shadow1368 17

haha sorry bout that, my friend actually sent me that pic and I thought it kinda fit well with this FML, but I'll change it!! :D

"...stalkin' your mom, stalkin' your mom, stalk-stalk-stalking..."

martafarta 5


well that isn't creepy at all

not in any possible way psffh

It's not like they'd be hoping for a peepshow!

nicobington 1

ya it's just as non creepy as your picture


that's one horny family :P

Andrew1122 0

maybe it was for the previous neighbors?

DaJavelin 0

Did anyone else laugh at 49's pic?

Woah.... since when did Pervy Sage live in Kentucky???

-169 I changed it just for you ;)

martafarta 5

hahahahhaha yees

Babydoll4ever 7

/: private investigator time ?

There's nothing to privately investigate? OP just knows that the neighbours' activities are very strange and stalker-like.

No, no, the neighbor IS the PI. He was just kind enough to save OP the trouble of paying for one.

Mi24hind 0

I wonder if that's why the original owner moved.

Temi25 6

the original owner was probably hot

well, hey. maybe its a misunderstanding. they could have just misplaced it or are moving it.

ayooBrandon 12


most likely explanation is that they were curious abt the new neighbors... not really stalkerish imo. prolly just looking at them as they move in... go back in a week if its still there u got a problem

martafarta 5

no, don't ruin it, they're creeps

ayooBrandon 12

reminds me of the the other FML where Op was caught stalking his neighbor

haha yeah I had a flash back too

I like that pokemon

what does Op stand for?!!

It stands for Original Poster (i.e. - the person who posted the FML).

what does Op mean???!

Telescope? That's a bit extreme... Isn't it?

Yeah. Just use binoculars... P.S. I love your picture!

they were looking for pimples

they like to see inside their neighbors pores.

Figure out where it's pointed and freak them out. You know, dance around in a big bird costume or something. Or just stand there and stare at then when they're looking at you.

Or point another telescope back at the same spot.

OP should do the hand jive.

you_failed 15

Or do the creep.

take it as an complement ;)

or take it as a hint to buy some curtains...