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By WickedLittleDoll - 01/12/2014 16:38 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML

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Same thing different taste

Vicious bastards

By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 22:01 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

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No bother

By Geese Ahoy - 14/11/2016 17:00 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, I was reading on a park bench not far from a grassy spot and a pond. A flock of geese landed on the grassy patch and began to eat some grass. I thought that I may be bothering the geese, but decided if I left them alone, they'd leave me alone as well. I was wrong. Geese are assholes. FML

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By fml...really - 27/11/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

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By fuck teh poleese - 12/02/2012 21:50 - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

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By SwordFish8 - 04/07/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 21:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

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By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

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By Evil_Angel_90 - 10/09/2013 11:36 - Australia

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

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johobus28 26

Monday 1 December 2014 22:37

I can totally imagine that haha "**** YOU GOOSE WHY ARE YOU A GOOSE!"

sorryheadphones 26

Monday 1 December 2014 22:44

*sits with pad and pen* "...and how does that make you feel?"

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StarkWolf_fml 23

Tuesday 2 December 2014 0:37

just repeat after me Goosefraba

ShitHappen_fml 15

Tuesday 2 December 2014 0:57

we have something in common!

rabid_otaku 29

Tuesday 2 December 2014 1:02

That's not anger issues. That's amusing insanity.

i_needa_username 17

Tuesday 2 December 2014 1:59

YOU ******* GOOSE STOP BEING SUCH A ******* GOOSE DO UR JOB THAT YOU ARE ALREADY DOING.

thisguy22 33

Tuesday 2 December 2014 2:10

That's just anger man... No management about it.

weveallbeenthere 30

Tuesday 2 December 2014 2:50

you failed at tha management part, anger wins again. but geese to suck.

CaroAurelia 12

Tuesday 2 December 2014 3:10

Have you ever SEEN a goose? Being a goose is a good enough reason to incur someone's wrath.

thes7274473 19

Tuesday 2 December 2014 3:38

You need help, man

grimpeeper 13

Tuesday 2 December 2014 4:35

Damn geese.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 2 December 2014 5:01

A gaggle of geese must make you insane...maybe a drill sergeant wouldn't be a bad job for you

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Today, we had two of our longest serving coworkers retire at the company I work at, and they hired two young prospects to replace them. The problem? They asked me to train them both for the next 4 months, cancelling my PTO in the process, and then I learned they were being paid nearly 20% more than I am. FML

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Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

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Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML

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Today, my now ex-boyfriend informed me that he is cheating on me with our neighbor, again. I wasn't aware that he cheated on me the first time. FML

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Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML

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Today, on vacation, I had my first encounter with a macaw parrot, who promptly bit my ear and shat on me while amused tourists laughed and took pictures. FML

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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML

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Same thing different taste

Vicious bastards

No bother

Freakout

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