muddled
Joliet, United States
Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Bridget
Orangeville, Canada
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
nice is not enough
Better late than never
Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
PunkChik27
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
I'm a joke?
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Top comments
ebonyirony 29
I'm sure that's not the case. Unless you're a cantaloupe.
wierdos_rule 0
Opposites attract....
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Comments (162)
kraz8 1
Round, rough skin, and inanimate?
AliceLockehart 18
I don't know what a cantaloupe is :/ I've never seen one at the market.
perdix 31
Don't 'fess up to shit like that. They'll revoke your Internet license! You're going to be inundated by a bunch of people saying one word, and it rhymes with "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolanoconioogle."
bethanyjk 0
No one cares.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Saying "no one cares" to perdix is like saying "**** you" to your patents.
AliceLockehart 18
I was just being honest :) I don't think we have them in Australia. At least, not where I live.
AliceLockehart 18
Never mind, I just did a quick search & we call them rock melons here :)
Wandering_Ninja 8
So youre round, filled with seeds and have rough ugly skin?
danielwilliams57 6
Same IQ? :)
PamChopsWithMint 5
Elaborate... You have an exterior that resembles a dinosaur and a squishy, satisfying, orange interior? Or what?
bethanyjk 0
Doesnt even make sense.. You're an idiot.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I think you're the idiot here, since you don't understand the ******* FML.
BrysGirl27 14
Youre juicy, orange, and round???? D:
Osito2011 9
It happens
GimmeFive 10
How the hell'd u find that out?!
hateevryone 15
Date the cantaloupe.