muddled
Joliet, United States
Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Bridget
Orangeville, Canada
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
nice is not enough
Better late than never
Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
PunkChik27
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
I'm a joke?
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Top comments
ebonyirony 29
I'm sure that's not the case. Unless you're a cantaloupe.
wierdos_rule 0
Opposites attract....
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Comments (162)
SkyBirdy 5
Aww, thats so...sweet
KitaBrah 0
You definitely deserved that one. .
Apm96 0
Your melons?
loserman67 36
Seing that you are female, I'm suprised that you didn't choose a cucumber. But if fisting is your thing, then well...
FloTimmyKO 0
You like to eat cantaloupe more than your boyfriend.. Is that it?
stevenmx86 8
how do you not deserve this? Why is someone you have nothing in common with your boyfriend?
The_Hitdude 12
Most people don't automatically know someone when they start dating. Isn't that the purpose of dating? To get to know someone better? But then you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
jaketheford 0
Yeah but after a couple dates but before they get serious would it not be apparent that she has more in common with a fruit. (Never thought I'd say that) Surely its hasn't just occurred to her after they've been together however long that they're so different?
zembof 3
I'm sure u both have more in common than u realize here I'll start u off. 1:Ur both human 2: U u both were in a uterus 3: u were both sperm 4: u both have skin 5: u both have Organs And so on see u have lots in common
DocBastard 40
Is there some specific reason you can type out the words "uterus" and "common", yet you feel the need to abbreviate "you" NINE ******* TIMES?
JSwerv3 6
That's like asking why you spelt "NINE" instead of just putting a "9"
DocBastard 40
No, in fact it's the exact opposite of that, but thanks for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts for you backstage. Now get out. No seriously, get the **** out.
j_cat187 20
Nein nein nein nein nein!!
kkjkidonthate 4
Date the cantaloupe then. ( sarcasm)
fuzz97 23
You're cold, wet, lifeless and delicious? Creepy.
Sai_Run614 7
Rough on the exterior, pinkish in the middle, full of seed...so are all women like cantaloupes or just you. haha