I hear you telephone thing, listening in

By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 22:00

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Today, I've been talking to a chick since early this year and she seems to like me a lot. We were both drinking heavily and were talking on the phone, having a really good time. Suddenly it hangs up. I get her back on the phone just a few minutes later only to hear her getting the bottom knocked out. So much for that. FML
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Same thing different taste

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is that a new saying for sex? I don't know what your trying to say

Well, you had like 4 months to actually meet her and you didn't. So someone else did. How long did you expect her to wait?

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is that a new saying for sex? I don't know what your trying to say

idk man. if she was drunk she might regret it

Well, you had like 4 months to actually meet her and you didn't. So someone else did. How long did you expect her to wait?

that dude you know 4

Yeah... Sorry about that mate, these things happen. I guess in future, check for red flags like excessive stalling. I know that we all overcommit to these online things to the point where we will build the perfect person in our head around what we know about the actual person who may be nothing like that. Anyway, if she is not as committed to meeting you as you are to her, cut and run. After a few one sided courtships myself, I can report that when it comes from both sides it really is awesome. Hang in there.

A little less conversation, baby, a little more action. I'll bet the dude banging her was an Elvis fan. He was giving her a hunka-hunka burning love while you moped around in Heartbreak Hotel, ya hound dog.

that dude you know 4

JUST GOT CONFIRMATION! IT WAS HER HUSBAND!!!!

that dude you know 4

Found out she’s been married this whole time and been living a HUGE lie. She admitted to everything after her husband contacted me…. Always trust your intuition ladies and gentlemen… Till this day, it has served me true and it feels good.

Wow, she answered the phone while the dude was banging her? And he turns out to be her husband? I think it worked out for the best in the end

that dude you know 4