muddled
Joliet, United States
Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Bridget
Orangeville, Canada
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
nice is not enough
Better late than never
Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
PunkChik27
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
I'm a joke?
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Top comments
ebonyirony 29
I'm sure that's not the case. Unless you're a cantaloupe.
wierdos_rule 0
Opposites attract....
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Comments (162)
iwishforagini 4
I like cantoloupes. :)
iamcrazy_fml 6
what do you have in common with cantaloupes? lmao
ThatEmoVeganChic 0
Are you a cantaloupe?
CRC_101 31
Wellsies, depending on how you like your relationships, it's not an FML for everyone to not have much in common with their boyfriend or girlfriend. However, if *you* value it enough to think it's an FML, I'm afraid you should have looked into your differences more before you went into a more serious, boyfriend-girlfriend relationship. I can't say you didn't earn this, although I think "deserve" is a little over-kill. Be more conscious of these things next time! Hopefully you're on the young side of life - it's pretty common to get these things wrong early on in dating experiences. No biggie.
elenadeluigi 0
oh thats cute :P
grog_fml 3
you're round and soft and don't have a brain?
Gardevoir_fml 12
i can think of one way to be like a cantaloupe or two...if you know what mean.
applesrock00 0
You should tell that to your boyfriend!!!!! That would probably make him mad.....or confused........
dunicha 20
Are you both sort of orange?
karen1991 15
You should date the Cantaloupe start off with "so, come here often" lol