New laws

By Andrew - 23/08/2011 14:46 - United States

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Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
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oops_im_fucked 8

Vote Op's grandpa!!! 2012!!!

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iAmScrubs 19

I'm going to get myself a bumper sticker that says "OP's grandpa 2012".

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oops_im_fucked 8

Vote Op's grandpa!!! 2012!!!

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laideehawk 6

Ditto that! OP's grandpa rocks!!!

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krazy_glu3 0

So when does this plan take place? I'm up for it happening

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faithxoxox 1

OP obviously does not see Grandaddy OP's great mind. I'd vote for him.

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Dalliance 4

More effective, I'd imagine, if you gave the prisoners some water to fight over in the desert. But I do like the second idea.

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nixter5 18

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "********"!

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BruisedGiraffe 15

I already had my dick put onto my forehead. Many more uses.

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xDefendPopPunkx 14

If he'd do that to prisoners and child molesters, I can only imagine what he'd do to terrorists.

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eminemchick 19

Ops grandpa > Bush

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xk75 4

I know how is this an FML? Sounds like an entertaining conversation with a fun guy!

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FFPulley 9

I'll vote for him... Then look for tickets to attend the massive fight over the one gun in the desert.

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oops_im_fucked 8

Yeah he has my vote...

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n_epic_fail 14

sounds like a very smart man.... so what's he plan on doing to end hunger? have a Twinkie give-a-way :) VOTE!!

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Kn0wledge123 21

Don't see the problem. I'd vote for him.

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TGRandom 5

38- When your balls drop, do you go blind?

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xoconnie 8

132 i was thinking the same thing! lol

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michaelscott23 7

He'd definitely be better than the one we have now!

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baconftw 9

Wow, thats exectly what i would do. Great minds think alike.

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ghashlycrumbs 8

He's got my vote. I'd sneak in and try to vote twice if I could.

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usmcdvil 4

So you life doesn't suck and yet you don't deserve anything we need a new button just for FML's like this

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UnderWaterComix 0

Damn...Your grandpa would be the best president of all time!

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Sneezytoaster 2

I'd vote for him. :]

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ILUVMSC 5

Why doesn't obama do this, i mean, come on...

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rawrzorz17 0

alrdy sounds lik more than Obama ever did/will do

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sourcherri23xx 0

Yah if he ran I think I would actually start voting

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helterskeltersmi 0

Surgically attach a ****** to their heads? Takes on a whole new perspective of "prison rape."

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numbers878 8

I bet the gun will have no bullets lol. Should make each person carry a bullet

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ariannarose 11

I'm so on board for this dude for Prez! OP's Grandpa FTW!

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deadpool91 0

You sir have my vote. Glad my tax dollars are going to a good purpose!

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purpledogs 0

hell the **** yeah.hahahaha we'll be able to tell the child molesters from the other ppl lol

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Shut_Your_Mouth 0

Can you ask him to run?

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sweetheartxoxo88 7

The revenue from the tickets sold could wipe out the national debt!

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quesidias 0

Your Grandpa: total WIN! damn, I wish my grandpa was that cool...

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orry04 0

Sounds like the greatest President ever.

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oops_im_fucked 8

So does he have your vote 324?

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sherrbear 3

i vote making OP's grandpa a fbook page.

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thamindofme 0

my true question is, what will he do about our schools?

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kameryn25 3

Definitely an upgrade from any presidential candidates we have now.

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pickles1994 18

One of the most random pretty funny fmls I've ever read.

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Driveshaft 5

What ticket is he on? I'll vote for him!!!!

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goebsy 8

OP's grandpa: Getting shit done.

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eminemchick 19

i like that. Off with his penis.:3

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

How dare you use a smiley at the end of your comment! To hell with you, 3!

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Hehe I luv how I hav the same amout of thumbs as my # in the post. For some reason that makes me happy :)

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j_cat187 19

He's better than all the other shit candidates. We can't get anything done with all these doughboys "representing" us.

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Josk95 0

give him a gun and send him to the dessert already

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Franklin24 3

3 what's wrong with you and 79 good one

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melonrind 8

Your Grandpa is a genius!

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Uraharas_Bankai 1

OP's grandfather brings a new hope. He will help his country prosper, grow, and develop into a tyranny

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DarkHelmet 10

a Wile E Coyote SUPER GENIUS!!!!!

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QueenQuay77 10

vote for grandpa!!!!

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kewlkate 9

Yep, he's got his priorities in check

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iAmScrubs 19

I'm going to get myself a bumper sticker that says "OP's grandpa 2012".

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bball234 6

and put under that, "the man who attaches penises to foreheads."

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phoebe333 2

FYL. That sucks. How olds your gramp. What did you say back? Lol images not pretty.

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JPLovesAnimals 4

What a guy. But y give them a gun. Duh. Make them fight over food. Then they shall be cannibals. And the whole penis on forehead reminds me of south park. Lol

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manda_rawrz 4

and then he'd watch while laughing his ass off as they kill each other. last one standing goes and assinates him. cool story, brahh. tell it again.

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BigDave81 0

hey Brah. shut the **** up? Brah.

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HairyPunisher 27

"Assinates?" REALLY?

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