Piece of piss

By DogeToTheMoon - 29/05/2021 23:01 - United States - Schertz

Today, I wanted to either say, "I already did it, sweetheart" or "I already did it, baby" to my SO, but my brain had other plans. I started to say ,“I already did it, sweet baby” but I got to "sweet" and in a millisecond mentally switched words, so what I ended up saying was, "I already did it sweet peepee." FML
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Watch out for those Freudian slips... you could fall in a puddle of piss.

This isnt an anecdote.

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Watch out for those Freudian slips... you could fall in a puddle of piss.

This isnt an anecdote.