Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, I finally realized that when my seemingly very judgmental fiancé makes negative comments about other women, it's actually just an excuse to keep ogling them. FML
Today, while I was on Spotify with smart shuffle enabled, it started playing a really stupid, but funny song I'd never heard in my life. I then looked at the cover and realized the song playing was AI-generated. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, needing some new music, I logged on to YouTube and clicked "Like" on a few different tracks I enjoy, hoping to spark some good suggestions from the algorithm. My “Personal Mix” now consists of boring, generic techno remixes, with videos showing 100% half-naked women and fast cars. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML
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Top comments
smileycupcake62 4
Wow. its okay, just listen to some justin bieber...
fuzz97 23
Sounds like you should seek some sort of counseling.
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Comments (222)
pwnunoobs 0
that's the true meaning of Christmas
silentbutfunny 0
.…?
thats_my_job 11
....? I'm confused as well.
ephex 0
Aw it's okay, I bet you're actually beautiful.
iamcrazy_fml 6
Oh, so that's where the random dislikes come from..
musicluvr2000 11
Let's get this clear, you like all of the albums with male people on the cover yes?
milady666 2
Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon :-)
xxespxx 2
Sounds like my mom, the first thing she says when she sees a decent attractive woman on television and such she comments on the lack of clothing.
DocBastard 40
That's how I choose which comments to thumb down. I mean...um, wait, what? I, uh...have to go. *moves to Moscow*
organicanna 6
Wow. You need help.
gary8082 14
Yep, you're a normal woman.
kashir 5
You might be missing some good music that way