Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, I finally realized that when my seemingly very judgmental fiancé makes negative comments about other women, it's actually just an excuse to keep ogling them. FML
Today, while I was on Spotify with smart shuffle enabled, it started playing a really stupid, but funny song I'd never heard in my life. I then looked at the cover and realized the song playing was AI-generated. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, needing some new music, I logged on to YouTube and clicked "Like" on a few different tracks I enjoy, hoping to spark some good suggestions from the algorithm. My “Personal Mix” now consists of boring, generic techno remixes, with videos showing 100% half-naked women and fast cars. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML
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smileycupcake62 4
Wow. its okay, just listen to some justin bieber...
fuzz97 23
Sounds like you should seek some sort of counseling.
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goodgood_fml 5
I just accept the fact that I'm fat and not attractive. Even if I could be skinny, I'd still be unattractive. So, I eat good food and I shop a lot. It numbs my pain of constantly being rejected. Therapist can't help with that. They think exercise cures all, so I no longer give them my money.
SangFroid 3
A therapist can't help with that? You're either going to the wrong therapist (likely, if s/he is just telling you to exercise) or not doing the mental work that goes along with therapy. Start questioning your own assumptions about yourself.
brownchair 5
-foreveralone-
hwns 2
sorry to say op but you need help, you are going to be alone for alone time either that or go through short bound to crash and burn relationships. how do i know this? because i dated a girl like you, i put up a whole year of her shit and thank god everyday that it never got any further as it was a living hell, good luck with the jelousy issues
RhymeTyme 3
Why do bitches hate Women like this sicken me I hope you get burned
funnynesh 10
LOBSTER!!!!
funnynesh 10
I wasn't insulting you, I saw on another FML someone commented LOBSTER and got heaps of thumbs up. I was trying to see if it would work twice. Lobsters really have nothing to do with this FML or you OP So chill.
xgetxbentx 13
You should probably get some professional help for that problem.
sumbodey 3
YDI for being an attention seeker.
HeartOnSleeves 8
Shut up, please. Everyone has a reason they are insecure about their looks. It's not for attention.
MangaManiacNat 13
Maybe all those people automatically saying "YDI" should take a second and think about maybe there is a genuine reason behind this. People need to think more before they engage their mouth/hands.
Akasu 9
OP, good for you for seeking help. I know what it's like to feel that way (though I can't say I did the thing you did.) It can be annoying or tedious, but just keep your chin up. You have the strength to get through it. :3