Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, I finally realized that when my seemingly very judgmental fiancé makes negative comments about other women, it's actually just an excuse to keep ogling them. FML
Today, while I was on Spotify with smart shuffle enabled, it started playing a really stupid, but funny song I'd never heard in my life. I then looked at the cover and realized the song playing was AI-generated. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, needing some new music, I logged on to YouTube and clicked "Like" on a few different tracks I enjoy, hoping to spark some good suggestions from the algorithm. My “Personal Mix” now consists of boring, generic techno remixes, with videos showing 100% half-naked women and fast cars. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML
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Top comments
smileycupcake62 4
Wow. its okay, just listen to some justin bieber...
fuzz97 23
Sounds like you should seek some sort of counseling.
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Comments (222)
Swiftly 0
Don't worry, you're more beautiful on the inside :)
charmedamethyst 14
Not of she's that shallow.
Swiftly 0
True.
zombicidal 11
because she admits to being so petty?
silentbutfunny 0
I wonder how she acts towards more attractive girls during her everyday life. Bet she acts like her shit dont stick either.
silentbutfunny 0
You jelly?
vcapelo 19
Jealousy is a bad thing. Start admiring instead!
Epsilonyx 15
I get that way too. With guys, of course. Except I start telling myself I legitimately hate them.
buck33 14
You have blue hair
Epsilonyx 15
That's the reflection from the lights on my Christmas tree in the corner.
GoW_Chick 15
^You state the obvious. Is there a point to you commenting on how he has blue hair?
TrollBaby 8
54- You're a girl.
GoW_Chick 15
Really? *looks down shirt* Hot damn you're right!
silentbutfunny 0
In reality i know some fat guys who could say the same thing Gatta look lower
faydanielle 2
Just remember most of the women will be airbrushed to the high heavens!
waterpistol 4
you look like you could be on the cover of something..
Calyx_fml 22
Is your pic airbrushed? Cause it looks pretty good as is.
Rasetsu 10
All women on album covers are gorgeous. Make-up, airbrushing, personal stylists...don't compare yourself to an impossible reach like that. Besides, if gossip magazines have taught us anything, it is that celebrities have more than their fair share of insecurities. Love yourself!
ncktyu 0
I know how you feel
perdix 31
Make a Pat Benatar station. You'd have to be pretty butt-ugly to be threatened by her. A great talent, but looks-wise, blech!
jkemp1984 10
You've got problems.
elephantom12 9
Sweep the leg.
GoW_Chick 15
I hate to here your thoughts about Victoria secret models, but really you shouldn't have negative feelings toward someone just because you think they're better looking and your self-esteem is lacking.
alexup24 13
*hear
madison8895 11
Don't worry about other people and just worry about yourself.