Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML
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Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, I finally realized that when my seemingly very judgmental fiancé makes negative comments about other women, it's actually just an excuse to keep ogling them. FML
Today, while I was on Spotify with smart shuffle enabled, it started playing a really stupid, but funny song I'd never heard in my life. I then looked at the cover and realized the song playing was AI-generated. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, needing some new music, I logged on to YouTube and clicked "Like" on a few different tracks I enjoy, hoping to spark some good suggestions from the algorithm. My “Personal Mix” now consists of boring, generic techno remixes, with videos showing 100% half-naked women and fast cars. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML
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smileycupcake62 4
Wow. its okay, just listen to some justin bieber...
fuzz97 23
Sounds like you should seek some sort of counseling.
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Comments (222)
XeroGravity 3
K'so, I got two things to say.. 1) Guys, let's get off of Juicy's nuts for a bit. This FML is about a woman hating herself. Not praising Juicy. Though, I will admit, her oblivion is adorable! 2) Op, you really need to work on that. Don't hate yourself, because you're gonna be stuck with you forever. Be you. Love you. Besides, considering how many fetishes and strange turn-ons that are in this world, I doubt that no one will find you attractive. Trust me, you're sexy to someone.
XeroGravity 3
Hm. It seems that everyone keeps throwing that "Ugly Person Excuse". You know, "Blah, blah, blah. Beauty is on the inside. Blah, people shouldn't judge by looks". Four words. One abbreviation. STFU. Though, personality does mean more than appearances, it doesn't mean shit when your personality is consumed by self-hate. Whether we like it or not, everyone is going to look at others and determine who they are in their minds. Everyone. Me. You. And even the commentors saying "I don't judge by appearances". It's just how the human mind works. And saying "I'm beautiful on the inside" is only an excuse. You need to look at yourself as beautiful on both sides. It does matter what anyone else thinks. Not me. Not the commentors. Not the people walking by you on the street. The only oppinion that should matter is yours. And yours alone. (P.S: I've noticed another "Ugly Person's Excuse". - "All pretty women are photoshopped." )
fml849 7
I know the feeling. Sometimes I think I can't genuinely be happy for someone else. It has to be about me all the time. Gosh this sounds awful.
RT3152011 5
Same issue.
urbanimpression 6
Wow you need to loo up Jenna marbles on YouTube and watch her video on why girls hate each other and calm down
joylee23 0
Get over yourself if u r that insecure u need serious help that's sad u should love ur self just the way u r god makes no mistakes
Sw33ttp13 1
So basically u don't listen to female singers anymore?
PeeNaught 3
Wow, pathetic and sad...
Sir_Swaggington 6
Girls like OP are annoying. She needs to get over it.
littlexlune 16
You need to remember that not even the girl on the cover looks like the girl on the cover. Photoshop goes a looong ass way.